| Taking a Bite Out of Crime
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Taking a Bite Out of Crime is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update. It requires McGriff the Crime Dog to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on McGriff the Crime Dog's exclamation mark
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Until next time, kids. Be like McGriff and...take a bite out of underage delinquency, malfeasance, and antisocial behavior that leads to criminal misdeeds and ultimately prison later in life.
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Annnd... CUT!
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Are we liking the motto? Seems to run on a bit.
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Are you kidding me? It's pithy. Kids'll love it.
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| Task: "Make McGriff the Crime Dog Film Another PSA". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on McGriff the Crime Dog's exclamation mark
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Boss, you wanted to see me?
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Bark! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
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That's a lot of ruffs. What's going down? Organized crime? Drugs? Organized drugs?
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Woofity ruff!
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No problem. I'm all over it. And I won't let you down like last time.
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Bark!
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That goes without barking.
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| Task: "Make McGriff the Crime Dog Head to the Crime Scene". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Walk me through what happened, sir.
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My teeth are missing.
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Your teeth are in your mouth.
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These here are my chompin' teeth. It's my croonin' teeth what's went missing! *sings*
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Wow, you sound horrible!
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That's my point. Ya can't croon with a set of chompers!
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No, of course not. I'll, uh...I'll get right on it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on McGriff the Crime Dog's exclamation mark
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I've got two eyewitnesses put you sneaking around the retirement home yesterday.
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That's where I meet my dealer.
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Your dealer? Stay offa drugs, kid. They'll rot your brain.
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I don't do drugs. My dealer is the guy who deals cards for my underground gambling ring at school.
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Sorry. Carry on, then.
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Wait, no...that other thing is bad too.
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| Task: "Make McGriff the Crime Dog Investigate Further". The job takes 4 hours.
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Don't do drugs. Don't run an illegal gambling ring at the elementary school. All my illegal freedoms are being taken away.
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What's next — no beating up kids and stealing their lunch money?
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You're testing me, aren't you?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on McGriff the Crime Dog's exclamation mark
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Look, I'm trying to run a legitimate bullying business here and you're cramping my style.
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So, tell ya what... I'll take you to Old Man Simpson's missing teeth. But then you get lost without telling anybody I was working with the po pos.
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Sounds like a deal. Then I can take on a real case. So, lead the way to those croonin' teeth.
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Croonin' teeth? I don't know where those are. I was talking about his dancin' teeth. I heard they boot-scoot-boogied last week.
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How many sets of teeth does this guy have?
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| Task: "Make McGriff the Crime Dog Question Grampa Further". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Alright, let's get everything on the table.
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*spits out teeth*
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Where did those come from?
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When it comes to dentures, I'm like a Pez dispenser.
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*sigh* You know what, you sign this form saying your case has been resolved, and I'll buy you a new set of crooning teeth.
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Hot diggity! Get ready ladies, Abe Simpson is hittin' high C tonight!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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