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	Season 11 Episode Quotes
← 243 "Bart to the Future"	244 "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses"	"Kill the Alligator and Run" 245 →

Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's...

Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?

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Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!

Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.

Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

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[Homer and Bart look through the trash.]

Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.

Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.

Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.

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Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.

Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.

Lisa: That picture's a cliche.

Bart: Picture?

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