To Cur, with Love/Quotes
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- Marge: Hurry up. I want to get Grampa back here by 3:00, so we can get him and Maggie on the same nap schedule.
- Bart: I've labeled all his boxes.
- Homer: Well, I can't pick up something this heavy without my lifting belt. (sudden shout) Ow!
- Marge: You know you can't lift your lifting belt without wearing your belt-lifting-belt.
- Homer: Oh, no. I won't be able to help you pack up Grampa.
- Marge: Fine. Just stay here and hold down the fort.
- Homer: Hold down the fort? With my bad back?
- Bart: Santa's Little Helper. Santa's Little Helper!
- Lisa: I love that dog, but that is one long, stupid name.
- Homer: I've just never really been a dog person.
- Grampa: Really? What about Bongo?
- Homer: Bongo?! I told you never to ever talk about Bongo. Ever!
- Lisa: What just happened? Who's Bongo?
- Grampa: Bongo was Homer's dog when he was a boy.
- Homer: He's still my dog!
- Clancy Wiggum: Oh, I'm a washout as a dogcatcher. What do I do now?
- Lou: Well, my dream is to be police chief.
- Clancy Wiggum: Oh, no, you can't 'cause, um, that's my dream. I'm gonna be chief of police.
- Lou: Well, then I'll be a spokesman for my people, like Ralph Abernathy.
- Clancy Wiggum: Ralph, I like that name.
- Homer: Oh, my God, Dad. I owe you an apology. You saved Bongo. I never understood that till now.
- Grampa: All these years I thought you loved that dog more than me.
- Homer: Why would you think that? Just because I put you in a home where they feed you dog food?
