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• Mr. Burns: (removes Pie Man's mask and gasps) Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes and tied a rubber band around the back!

Homer: It's not a rubber band, it's a scrunchy.

• Apu: Let's see, Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

• Homer: Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man.

Bart: And wherever Pie Man is, the cupcake kid will not be far behind. Marge: While you two are up on the roof, why don't you take the leaves out of the gutter?

• Homer:Please Forgive me Talking Lamma

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