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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}} | ||
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| − | '''[[Bart]]:''' You suck! | + | '''[[Bart]]:''' You suck! |
'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur! | '''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur! | ||
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'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together! | '''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together! | ||
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| − | '''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers? | + | '''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers? |
| + | '''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot. | ||
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'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think? | '''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think? | ||
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'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love! | '''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love! | ||
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| − | '''Homer:''' And you said it would never work. | + | '''Homer:''' And you said it would never work. |
'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman! | '''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman! | ||
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| − | '''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want! | + | '''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want! |
| − | '''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? | + | '''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? |
| − | '''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight! | + | '''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight! |
| − | '''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning! | + | '''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning! |
'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! | '''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! | ||
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| − | '''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)'' | + | '''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)'' |
'''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn! | '''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn! | ||
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'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone! | '''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone! | ||
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| − | '''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends? | + | '''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends? |
'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute. | '''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute. | ||
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'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments. | '''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments. | ||
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| − | '''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting! | + | '''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting! |
'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!! | '''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!! | ||
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Bart: You suck!
Lisa: I concur!
Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers? Tabitha Vixx: They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
"Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
Homer: And you said it would never work. Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want! Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight! Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning! Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Lisa: Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely) Homer (in distance): And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!
Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp): (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.
Marge: (To Homer) The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting! Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
