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:(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'') | :(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'') | ||
| − | :'''Adjuster''': Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place Moe's, you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? | + | :'''Adjuster''': Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place [[Moe's]], you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? |
| − | :'''Homer's Brain''': 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. ''[gasps]'' But what else is open at night?' |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. |
:'''Homer's Brain''': 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.' | :'''Homer's Brain''': 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.' | ||
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:'''Farmer''': 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know. | :'''Farmer''': 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know. | ||
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Grampa]]''': We're not prisoners anymore! We're free! We can go anywhere we want! |
:''[long beat]'' | :''[long beat]'' | ||
:'''Grampa''': I'm cold and frightened. | :'''Grampa''': I'm cold and frightened. | ||
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| − | :''(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)'' | + | :''(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car.)'' |
:'''Homer''': "Do you come with the car?" | :'''Homer''': "Do you come with the car?" | ||
:'''Model''': "Te-he-he-he! You!" | :'''Model''': "Te-he-he-he! You!" | ||
| − | :''(Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car)'' | + | :''(Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car.)'' |
:'''Man''': "Do you come with the car?" | :'''Man''': "Do you come with the car?" | ||
:'''Model''':" Te-he-he-he! You!" | :'''Model''':" Te-he-he-he! You!" | ||
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:'''Homer''': "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!" | :'''Homer''': "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!" | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, that’s not the real Batman." |
:'''[[Adam West]]''': "Of course I’m [[Batman]]. See, here’s a picture of me with [[Robin]]." | :'''[[Adam West]]''': "Of course I’m [[Batman]]. See, here’s a picture of me with [[Robin]]." | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': "Who the hell is Robin?" |
| − | :'''Adam West''':" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. {{ch|Michelle Pfeiffer}}? Ha! The only true [[Catwoman]] is [[Julie Newmar]], [[Lee Meriwether]], or [[Eartha Kitt]]. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" | + | :'''Adam West''':" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. {{ch|Michelle Pfeiffer}}? Ha! The only true [[Catwoman]] is [[Julie Newmar]], [[Lee Meriwether]], or [[Eartha Kitt]]. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" ''[starts dancing]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Heh. Nice meetin’ ya... ''[tugging the kids back and whispering]'' "Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…" |
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:''(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)'' | :''(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow. | :'''Homer''': Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow. | ||
:'''Man''': 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at [[Kumatsu Motors]].' | :'''Man''': 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at [[Kumatsu Motors]].' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''? | + | :'''Homer''': Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''? ''[pause]'' Yeah, they were gay. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': (Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates) D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. (Sees Marge Bart Lisa and [[ | + | :'''Homer''': ''(Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates)'' D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. ''(Sees Marge Bart Lisa and [[Maggie]] at the front door shocked)'' D'oh! |
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:'''Homer''': Mr. West, you said there was a job for me! | :'''Homer''': Mr. West, you said there was a job for me! | ||
:'''West''': There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago. | :'''West''': There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago. | ||
| − | :'''Barney''': So long, [[Superman]]! You're secret identity is safe with me! | + | :'''[[Barney]]''': So long, [[Superman]]! You're secret identity is safe with me! |
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Brockman]]''': Hardest hit by the blizzard is [[Springfield]]'s forbidding [[Widow's Peak]]. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene. |
| − | :'''Arnie''': ''[live]'' Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white! | + | :'''[[Arnie Pie|Arnie]]''': ''[live]'' Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white! |
:'''Brockman''': Arnie, please, the ski conditions. | :'''Brockman''': Arnie, please, the ski conditions. | ||
:'''Arnie''': ''[now upside-down]'' Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love— | :'''Arnie''': ''[now upside-down]'' Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love— | ||
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:''[short beat]'' | :''[short beat]'' | ||
:'''Grampa''': Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers. | :'''Grampa''': Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers. | ||
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- (Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
- Adjuster: Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place Moe's, you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
- Homer's Brain: 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. [gasps] But what else is open at night?'
- Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
- Homer's Brain: 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.'
- Farmer: 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know.
- Grampa: We're not prisoners anymore! We're free! We can go anywhere we want!
- [long beat]
- Grampa: I'm cold and frightened.
- (Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car.)
- Homer: "Do you come with the car?"
- Model: "Te-he-he-he! You!"
- (Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car.)
- Man: "Do you come with the car?"
- Model:" Te-he-he-he! You!"
- Homer: "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!"
- Lisa: "Dad, that’s not the real Batman."
- Adam West: "Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin."
- Bart: "Who the hell is Robin?"
- Adam West:" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" [starts dancing]
- Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya... [tugging the kids back and whispering] "Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…"
- (Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)
- Homer: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
- Man: 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.'
- Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from Leave It To Beaver? [pause] Yeah, they were gay.
- Homer: (Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates) D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. (Sees Marge Bart Lisa and Maggie at the front door shocked) D'oh!
- Homer: Mr. West, you said there was a job for me!
- West: There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago.
- Barney: So long, Superman! You're secret identity is safe with me!
- Brockman: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
- Arnie: [live] Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!
- Brockman: Arnie, please, the ski conditions.
- Arnie: [now upside-down] Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love—
- Brockman: Heheh, that's great, Arnie.
- Grampa:The snow is melted! We can go outside again!
- [short beat]
- Grampa: Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
