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| + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | |
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' [to Lisa] | + | |
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[to Lisa]'' Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash? |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' No one told you to yell and slash! |
| + | :'''Homer:''' It's called schmoozing! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''Homer:''' We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]? |
| + | :'''Homer:''' I wrote it about [[Shelbyville]], then changed the names. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' [to Lisa] | + | |
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[to Lisa]'' The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan. | ||
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| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :''[While Apu is being robbed]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' Call the police. |
| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I need change for a dollar. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Apu:''' No change without purchase. |
| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :'''Homer:''' What's the cheapest thing you've got. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Apu:''' A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99. |
| + | :'''Homer:''' $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''' | + | |
| − | :'''TV announcer''' | + | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience. |
| + | :'''TV announcer:''' Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up. | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Li’l Starmaker]] commercial announcer:''' We're not affiliated with ''[[American Idol]]''. We've never even heard of American Idol. | |
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| + | :'''Lisa:''' That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life. | ||
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- Bart: From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.
- Homer: He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.
- Homer: [to Lisa] Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
- Lisa: No one told you to yell and slash!
- Homer: It's called schmoozing!
- Homer: We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
- Marge: But your song said you liked Springfield?
- Homer: I wrote it about Shelbyville, then changed the names.
- Homer: [to Lisa] The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.
- [While Apu is being robbed]
- Apu: Call the police.
- Homer: I need change for a dollar.
- Apu: No change without purchase.
- Homer: What's the cheapest thing you've got.
- Apu: A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
- Homer: $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.
- Krusty: Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
- TV announcer: Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up.
- Li’l Starmaker commercial announcer: We're not affiliated with American Idol. We've never even heard of American Idol.
- Lisa: That's Cameron. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.
