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Joe La Boot: "Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?"

Bart nods his head.

Joe La Boot: "The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!"

A crowd forms and boos at Bart.

Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo.

Marge: "Oh, yeah. That's quite something."

Lisa: "Mom, put your glasses on."

Marge: "But they make me look funny."

Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.

Marge: (Gasps) "My Baby!"

Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed forms around him.

Bart: "Uh-uh. See, I hate me too!"

Chief Wiggum: "Come down! Who said that?"

Bart falls from the tower.

Joe La Boot: "I'll catch him!"

Bart falls into a nearby bush. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.

Grampa: "You stink, La Boot!"

Joe La Boot: "No, I don't. Google my stats!"

Homer: "Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here."

Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal.

Marge: "Homer!"
Homer: (Stops hi-hat effect) "Sorry."

Mr. Costington What in the name of? (Notices Homer sleeping one of the beds) Hey you!

Homer wakes up started.

Homer (started) Huh? What? How many?

Mr. Costington (to Homer) Are you sleeping in the middle of my department store?