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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Father Knows Worst|Four Great Women and a Manicure}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Father Knows Worst|Four Great Women and a Manicure}} | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[referring to [[sciencewater]]]'' The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking [[e.e. cummings]]. | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[referring to [[sciencewater]]]'' The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking [[e.e. cummings]]. |
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| − | + | :'''[[Miss Hoover]]:''' Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on. | |
| − | :'''[[Miss Hoover]]:''' Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on. | ||
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Class, in what year was one plus one? | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' Class, in what year was one plus one? | ||
:''[No one says anything.]'' | :''[No one says anything.]'' | ||
:'''Ralph:''' The answer is, the amazing Ralph! | :'''Ralph:''' The answer is, the amazing Ralph! | ||
:''[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]'' | :''[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]'' | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm. | |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm. | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary! |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary! | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[City inspector|City Inspector]]:''' ''[flips coin]'' Call it, friendo. | |
| − | :'''[[City inspector|City Inspector]]:''' ''[flips coin]'' Call it, friendo. | + | :'''Homer:''' Heads! No, tails! No, on its side! |
| − | :'''Homer:''' Heads! No, tails! No, on its side! | ||
:''[coin falls on its side]'' | :''[coin falls on its side]'' | ||
| − | :'''City Inspector:''' Well played. | + | :'''City Inspector:''' Well played. |
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:'''Marge:''' Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't! | :'''Marge:''' Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't! | ||
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:'''[[Caitlin]]:''' I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is [[Katelyn]], with a "k" and [[Kate Lynn]], 2 words. | :'''[[Caitlin]]:''' I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is [[Katelyn]], with a "k" and [[Kate Lynn]], 2 words. | ||
:'''Lisa:''' I'm Lisa, one word. | :'''Lisa:''' I'm Lisa, one word. | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why did you use my treehouse? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Why did you use my treehouse? | ||
:'''Homer:''' C'mon boy, be cool! | :'''Homer:''' C'mon boy, be cool! | ||
:'''Bart:''' ''[sighs]'' | :'''Bart:''' ''[sighs]'' | ||
:'''Homer:''' Be cool or you're grounded! | :'''Homer:''' Be cool or you're grounded! | ||
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| − | + | :'''Marge:''' I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes. | |
| − | :'''Marge:''' I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Marge:''' Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school. | |
| − | :'''Marge:''' Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school. | ||
:'''Homer:''' Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years! | :'''Homer:''' Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years! | ||
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:''[Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]'' | :''[Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]'' | ||
:'''[[Alaska Nebraska]]''': I am so tired of fans in my food. | :'''[[Alaska Nebraska]]''': I am so tired of fans in my food. | ||
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| − | + | :'''City Inspector:''' ''[[Go, Dog, Go]]'', pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide. | |
| − | :'''City Inspector:''' ''[[Go, Dog, Go]]'', pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide. | + | :'''Homer:''' Oh, thank you, friendo! |
| − | :'''Homer:''' Oh, thank you, friendo! | + | :'''City Inspector:''' I am not your friendo. |
| − | :'''City Inspector:''' I am not your friendo. | + | :'''Homer:''' But I thought... |
| − | :'''Homer:''' But I thought... | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' We have to go back to [[Springfield]]. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse. | ||
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' ''[in the dumpster back of the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]]'' Three weeks! This must be a new record! | ||
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- Marge: [referring to sciencewater] The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking e.e. cummings.
- Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Now I have tenure, so I'll let Ralph teach the class from now on.
- Ralph: Class, in what year was one plus one?
- [No one says anything.]
- Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
- [Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]
- Lisa: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.
- Homer: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!
- City Inspector: [flips coin] Call it, friendo.
- Homer: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!
- [coin falls on its side]
- City Inspector: Well played.
- Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!
- Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "c". This is Katelyn, with a "k" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
- Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.
- Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?
- Homer: C'mon boy, be cool!
- Bart: [sighs]
- Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!
- Marge: I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes.
- Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
- Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!
- [Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray.]
- Alaska Nebraska: I am so tired of fans in my food.
- City Inspector: Go, Dog, Go, pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.
- Homer: Oh, thank you, friendo!
- City Inspector: I am not your friendo.
- Homer: But I thought...
- Bart: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.
- Milhouse: [in the dumpster back of the Kwik-E-Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!
