Difference between revisions of "Back from the Future"

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Back from the Future is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 50 content update. It requires Jessica Lovejoy to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one. Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red? I'm listening! And then watch that red paint dry? And I'm no longer listening. We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch. I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead. Like a drop cloth? Good idea. If the Jebediah Statue is not owned: Task: "Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue". Task: "Place the Jebediah Statue". Task: "Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark". The job takes place at the Jebediah Statue and takes 24 hours. Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency. Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire. Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies? For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin… …wait what did you say my daughter was doing? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble! All contracts are void when made in a void. Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white? >Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up! You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter! If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter". The job takes place at the Lovejoy Residence and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl". The job takes place at the Lovejoy Residence and takes 60 minutes. Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!! *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES. Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!! *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES. I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl… just please pay attention to me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving. What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught. Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam. Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too. Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary". Task: "Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours. Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town. If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders. Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft. I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this quest line. Nice try, Jessica. I knew that you would say that… being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it. The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking! Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future! Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate. Simple. All you have to do is… everything I say. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future. Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees. Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide. Why would that save me from the bees? It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering. Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you. Task: "Reach Level 12 And Build Bart's Treehouse". Task: "Make Jessica Baton Twirl". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow. Hahahahaha! Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me. Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars. I don't have that kind of cash! The church collection does… Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine. Bart, terrible fate -- If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it? Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head. But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls. And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body. So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough - I'll do it! Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield". Task: "Make Jessica Go to Sunday School". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Bart Steal Church Money". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours. Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?! But I didn't want to do it! … this time. Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head. And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body. Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon. Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this. But I didn't do it, Daddy. You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong. But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women! Her circular logic checks out. Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime! Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now! Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done. Oh Bart, you'll be back. Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back! That sounded cooler in my head. That's too bad… I was hoping we could go get ice cream together. Fat chance! Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp. Well… …Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done. Task: "Make Jessica Heckle Fat People". The job takes place at the All Night Gym or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Heckle Fat People". The job takes place at the All Night Gym or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to Back to the Future.