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"Homer & Apu (Medley)"

Song Information

Singers:	Hank Azaria Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith
Characters:	Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson
Length:	1:54
Writer(s):	Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Greg Daniels
Album:	Songs in the Key of Springfield

"Homer & Apu (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the fourth track on the album and consists of the songs "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" and "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" (Reprise) from the episode "Homer and Apu".

Lyrics[edit]

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?[edit]

Lisa:

I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now.

Apu:

I feel that way, too. You see...

Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to,

Or a geodesic dome,

There's no structure I have been to

Which I'd rather call my home.

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,

But now I've come to loooooooove,

Your quirks.

Maggie, with her eyes so bright,

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,

Lisa can philosophize,

Bart's adept at spinning lies.

Homer's a delightful fella.

Sorry 'bout the salmonella.

Homer:

Heh-heh. That's okay.

Apu:

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Now here's the tricky part,

Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Marge:

Their floors are sticky-mart!

Lisa:

They make Dad sick-e-mart!

Bart:

Let's hurl a brick-e-mart!

Homer:

The Kwik-E-Mart is real—

D'oh!

All:

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Apu:

Not meeeeeeeeeee!

The Simpsons [simultaneously]:

Forget the Kwik-E-Mart!

Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart!

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Apu:

Not me!

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)[edit]

Homer:

(sighs) Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm, much quicker than usual.

Marge:

I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.

Homer:

And we all found happiness. Every one of us.

[Apu is heard sobbing]

Hey, what's that sound?

Apu: [sadly]

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

I do.

Homer:

Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!

Appearances[edit]

Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

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The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)

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Contents

Lyrics[edit]

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?[edit]

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)[edit]

Appearances[edit]