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| + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Quitting time! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Quitting time! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Thank God it's Friday. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} Thursday. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Same thing. See you Monday! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[on a phone call with Marge]'' Marge, baby, I'm out the door. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you sure? Because sometimes people say they're out the door when they really haven't left yet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Those people are horrible, horrible liars. See you soon! ''[hangs up the phone]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Simpson! Not so fast. Hold up one end of this poster! ''[Homer and [[Smithers]] hold a "Safety first, last and always" poster]'' Now use it to conceal this. ''[they close a leak with the poster]'' Excellent. Now, let me just crank up the plumb bob to determine the vertical marvel, we'll have this poster level in under three hours! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[dressed as a seahorse]'' Mom! Mom! My costume for the science play is all wrong! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You said you were a seahorse! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} A male seahorse, with a pouch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Males have pouches? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Male seahorses' nurturing is one of the wonders of the world. You said you read the script! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Bart gave me a synopsis, I... ''[realizes Bart made up the synopsis]'' Oh boy. | |
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:''[Maggie spills her carrots and peas on Marge]'' | :''[Maggie spills her carrots and peas on Marge]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, I'll clean that up for you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, thank God, some help. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Where's the mop? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} In the mop closet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Where's the bucket? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Under the mop! ''[Bart opens a closet]'' Other closet! ''[he opens the second closet and some things fall from it]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} There's stuff in front of it. ''[Marge groans]'' Let me help! ''[grabs a box and two bottles fall from it and start crossing the floor]'' Ay caramba! Hey, there's wood underneath this linoleum. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh! Just go play outside. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Outside? Your loss. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Martin. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Bartholomew! This playground has safely stimulated my imagination. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What the hell are you talking about? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martha Prince]]}} Martin! ''[chuckles]'' Who's your new friend? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Martin}} ''[whispering]'' Mother, don't blow this for me! | |
| + | {{qf|Martha Prince}} Fine, I'll just go sit and talk to his mother. Where is she? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm here by myself. But I have a safety number! ''[calls a number on his phone]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} [[Moe's Tavern]]. Homer ain't here, and for once, that's the truth. ''[Martha Prince calls the police]'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Simpson, are you here unsupervised? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, and so what? | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I'd lose the attitude, "[[Sylvester Stallone|Sylvester Alone]]"! ''[Lou chuckles]'' Finally, a laugh out of [[Lou]]! Son, kids aren't allowed on their own anymore, now who said you could come here? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} My mom. | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ugh. Always the mom. | ||
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- Lenny Leonard: Quitting time!
- Carl Carlson: Quitting time!
- Homer: Thank God it's Friday.
- Lenny: Thursday.
- Homer: Same thing. See you Monday!
- Homer: [on a phone call with Marge] Marge, baby, I'm out the door.
- Marge: Are you sure? Because sometimes people say they're out the door when they really haven't left yet.
- Homer: Those people are horrible, horrible liars. See you soon! [hangs up the phone]
- Mr. Burns: Simpson! Not so fast. Hold up one end of this poster! [Homer and Smithers hold a "Safety first, last and always" poster] Now use it to conceal this. [they close a leak with the poster] Excellent. Now, let me just crank up the plumb bob to determine the vertical marvel, we'll have this poster level in under three hours!
- Lisa: [dressed as a seahorse] Mom! Mom! My costume for the science play is all wrong!
- Marge: You said you were a seahorse!
- Lisa: A male seahorse, with a pouch!
- Marge: Males have pouches?
- Lisa: Male seahorses' nurturing is one of the wonders of the world. You said you read the script!
- Marge: Bart gave me a synopsis, I... [realizes Bart made up the synopsis] Oh boy.
- [Maggie spills her carrots and peas on Marge]
- Bart: Mom, I'll clean that up for you.
- Marge: Oh, thank God, some help.
- Bart: Where's the mop?
- Marge: In the mop closet.
- Bart: Where's the bucket?
- Marge: Under the mop! [Bart opens a closet] Other closet! [he opens the second closet and some things fall from it]
- Bart: There's stuff in front of it. [Marge groans] Let me help! [grabs a box and two bottles fall from it and start crossing the floor] Ay caramba! Hey, there's wood underneath this linoleum.
- Marge: Oh! Just go play outside.
- Bart: Outside? Your loss.
- Bart: Hey, Martin.
- Martin Prince: Bartholomew! This playground has safely stimulated my imagination.
- Bart: What the hell are you talking about?
- Martha Prince: Martin! [chuckles] Who's your new friend?
- Martin: [whispering] Mother, don't blow this for me!
- Martha Prince: Fine, I'll just go sit and talk to his mother. Where is she?
- Bart: I'm here by myself. But I have a safety number! [calls a number on his phone]
- Moe Szyslak: Moe's Tavern. Homer ain't here, and for once, that's the truth. [Martha Prince calls the police]
- Chief Wiggum: Simpson, are you here unsupervised?
- Bart: Yeah, and so what?
- Chief Wiggum: I'd lose the attitude, "Sylvester Alone"! [Lou chuckles] Finally, a laugh out of Lou! Son, kids aren't allowed on their own anymore, now who said you could come here?
- Bart: My mom.
- Chief Wiggum: Ugh. Always the mom.
