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Much Apu About Something/Quotes

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Season 27 Episode Quotes
585 "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
586
"Much Apu About Something"
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" 587



Jay: [To Apu] That's exactly what I'm talking to you about. You're my uncle and I love you, but you're a stereotype, man. Take a penny, leave a penny. I'm Indian, I do yoga. Why don't you go back to the Temple of Doom, Dr. Jones!

Apu: This stereotype will no longer be a troublesome potato in your spicy vindaloo!

Jay: I was kind of a douchewheel.
Apu: Even your way of apologizing offends me.

Lisa: Bart, wait! I like the new you. Listen, before you flip those circuit breakers, look deep in your sister's eyes and tell me what you see.
Bart: I see love.
Lisa: Unconditional love.
Bart: Which means I can so whatever I want!
Lisa: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: Springfield has more handicapped parking spots for fat guys than any other non-Chicago city

Apu: [reads a Playdude magazine] Before I die, I would like to know just what is in these nudie magazines.
Sanjay: What is it, brother?
Apu: An interview with... Jim Gaffigan.

Apu: Quick & Fresh? Who spells "quick" with a "Q"?

Marge: Oh, Apu, it's good to see you doing so well. I know you can't turn your head, but you've got a great view.
Marge: Oh! Are you okay?
Homer: Marge, he's got nine lives.
Apu: I am a Hindu, sir, not a cat. I have infinite lives during some of which I may be a cat. In those I do have nine.

Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream 'Cue Detective Puffless Halloween of Horror Treehouse of Horror XXVI Friend with Benefit Lisa with an "S" Paths of Glory Barthood The Girl Code Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Much Apu About Something Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 Gal of Constant Sorrow Lisa the Veterinarian The Marge-ian Chronicles The Burns Cage How Lisa Got Her Marge Back Fland Canyon To Courier with Love Simprovised Orange Is the New Yellow