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Season 27 Episode Quotes
582 "Paths of Glory"
583
"Barthood"
"The Girl Code" 584



Bart: Why is the sky blue?
Homer: Hmm... I don't know. Just is.
Bart: Why are clouds white?
Homer: No clue.
Bart: Why are people yellow?
Homer: It's the way God made them.
Bart: Why is grass green?
Homer: So you can find your damn golf ball. Now I have a question for you. Why did you leave your toy car on the stairs?
Bart: Why is blood red?
Homer: Why do you ask?
Bart: It's coming out your ear.
Homer: D'oh!

Bart: How come she can read and I can't?
Frink: All right, calm down, young man. Not to worry, you won't need to read. You see, customers will just point to a picture of the burger that they want you to flip. (exclaims) Because you're not gonna have anything going.

Psychologist: Bart's disruptive behavior is probably caused by his feeling that you think other children are more deserving of attention.
Homer: Mm, I see. And how can we help these other children?
Marge: We're here for Bart.
Psychologist: In a boy like Bart...
Homer: Yeah?
Psychologist: ...the attention he craves most is from his father.
Homer: Pfft. Good luck with that.
Psychologist: Take him camping!
Homer: I do want to help him, I do.
Psychologist: And your son is just looking for your love.
Homer: Geez. For a psychologist, you sure know how to get into people's heads.

Bart: (sniffs) Oh, weed. That can get me into a lot of trouble. Hey, idiots, the bong stays in the treehouse!
Homer: Hey, boy. (laughs)
Bart: Are you crazy? What if the cops come?
Chief Wiggum: (laughing, coughing)
Bart: You're here, too?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, must be weird for you. And-and think about this, man-- the whole world is happening right now. I mean, India, China. It's crazy.
Bart: Can you just leave me here with my dad?
Chief Wiggum: All right, sure. I can fly! No, no, I can't! I can't!
Bart: Dad, why is it you and I are never on the same page?
Chief Wiggum: Officer down, man.

Bart: Why are clouds brown?
Homer: Pollution.
Bart: Why is the grass green?
Homer: 'Cause it's artificial.
Bart: Then why are the sprinklers coming on?
Homer: 'Cause I was too lazy to unhook them.
Bart: Why aren't we moving?
Homer: Because you're drunk and I'm stoned.
Bart: Why does beer taste so good?
Homer: 'Cause you've just had seven.

Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream 'Cue Detective Puffless Halloween of Horror Treehouse of Horror XXVI Friend with Benefit Lisa with an "S" Paths of Glory Barthood The Girl Code Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Much Apu About Something Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 Gal of Constant Sorrow Lisa the Veterinarian The Marge-ian Chronicles The Burns Cage How Lisa Got Her Marge Back Fland Canyon To Courier with Love Simprovised Orange Is the New Yellow