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Lisa the Veterinarian/Quotes

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Season 27 Episode Quotes
588 "Gal of Constant Sorrow"
"Lisa the Veterinarian"
"The Marge-ian Chronicles" 590

Homer: Wow, an indoor water park! Hopefully, this will put the final nail in the coffin of lakes and rivers.
Marge: Well, as a mother, I...
Bart: We all know you're a mother.
Marge: As a mother, I like that wherever I look, I can see a lifeguard.

Ralph: [drowning] I'm finding Nemo!
[he disappears underwater and is thrown from a pipe]
Ralph: I saw heaven!

Lisa: Bart got my hair wet and I wasn't ready to get it wet!

Ralph: Your breath smells like don't drink that!

Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream 'Cue Detective Puffless Halloween of Horror Treehouse of Horror XXVI Friend with Benefit Lisa with an "S" Paths of Glory Barthood The Girl Code Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Much Apu About Something Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 Gal of Constant Sorrow Lisa the Veterinarian The Marge-ian Chronicles The Burns Cage How Lisa Got Her Marge Back Fland Canyon To Courier with Love Simprovised Orange Is the New Yellow