Treehouse of Horror XXVI/Quotes

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Season 27 Episode Quotes
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Sideshow Bob: Ah, Bart's father, Bart's dog.
Homer: Where's Bart?
Sideshow Bob: I don't know who you're talking about.

Sideshow Bob: Twenty-four years of trying to kill a 10-year-old child have finally paid off.

Lisa: Grampa, everyone in town thinks you are foolish.
Grampa Simp-san: Who is more foolish - the fool, or the fool who thinks the fool a fool?
Bart: What the hell does that mean, Grampa-san?
Grampa Simp-san: For centuries, our family has made a daily offering of a special donut to a slumbering underwater sea creature, so that he does not rise and destroy us all.
[Bart and Lisa laugh]
Bart: He is foolish!
Lisa: So foolish! [turns to Grampa] Doesn't mean you are not special.

Kang: Just 'cause it looks like season four doesn't make it season four!
Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream • 'Cue Detective • Puffless • Halloween of Horror • Treehouse of Horror XXVI • Friend with Benefit • Lisa with an "S" • 'Paths of Glory • Barthood • The Girl Code • Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles • Much Apu About Something • Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 • Gal of Constant Sorrow • Lisa the Veterinarian • The Marge-ian Chronicles • The Burns Cage • How Lisa Got Her Marge Back • Fland Canyon • To Courier with Love • Simprovised • Orange Is the New Yellow