Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus/Quotes
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"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
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- Kent Brockman: Springfield has risen from the ashes like a phoenix. That's phoenix the mythical bird, and not Phoenix the cultureless Mars-scape of the Southwest.
- Marge: What a beautiful day for a family stroll!
- Apu: [carrying his octuplets] Tell that to my aching back!
- Bart: [groans] It's not a family stroll! Homer forgot where he parked his car last night and now we have to find it!
- Marge: What a beautiful day to be in denial!
- Lisa: Yeah, Bart, who cares? The sun is shining, birds are singing, people... are... staring up at the sky in terror?
- [the family screams]
- Homer: Do you see it, Lisa? There's... nothing... there.
- Milhouse Van Houten: And that's where Lard Lad used to be!
- Kent Brockman: In response to the outcry, Lard Lad's parent company, Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts, has issued the following statement: "We are rebranding Lard Lad with an updated statue."
- Homer: Ooh, rebranding!
- Lisa: That just means admitting failure, Dad.
- Homer: Ooh, admitting failure!
