Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles/Quotes
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"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
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- Lisa: NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!
- Bart: What happened? Did jazz die?
- Lisa: Look at me!! [camera turns around and reveals her face with acne]
- Marge: Acne!? But she's only 8!
- Lisa: Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! [with a squeaky voice] Do you want fries with that? [back to her normal voice] What am I saying!?
- Bart: I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
- Lisa: [cries] This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!
- Lisa: [thinks] Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!
- Milhouse Van Houten: How many hospitals did you help build?
- Carol Berrera: Negative three.
- Homer: [talking up Buzz Milk] It's from cows that are smart enough not to get turned into hamburger.
- Homer: It's not just soda Marge, they also make industrial foam!
