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Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles/Quotes

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Season 27 Episode Quotes
584 "The Girl Code"
585
"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
"Much Apu About Something" 586


Lisa: NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!
Bart: What happened? Did jazz die?
Lisa: Look at me!! [camera turns around and reveals her face with acne]
Marge: Acne!? But she's only 8!
Lisa: Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! [with a squeaky voice] Do you want fries with that? [back to her normal voice] What am I saying!?
Bart: I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
Lisa: [cries] This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!

Lisa: [thinks] Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!

Milhouse Van Houten: How many hospitals did you help build?
Carol Berrera: Negative three.

Homer: [talking up Buzz Milk] It's from cows that are smart enough not to get turned into hamburger.

Homer: It's not just soda Marge, they also make industrial foam!
Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream 'Cue Detective Puffless Halloween of Horror Treehouse of Horror XXVI Friend with Benefit Lisa with an "S" 'Paths of Glory Barthood The Girl Code Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Much Apu About Something Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 Gal of Constant Sorrow Lisa the Veterinarian The Marge-ian Chronicles The Burns Cage How Lisa Got Her Marge Back Fland Canyon To Courier with Love Simprovised Orange Is the New Yellow