Mathlete's Feat/Quotes
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- Ralph Wiggum: If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?
- Principal Skinner: You're not supposed to be able to get outside our network.
- Nelson: You shouldn't have made your password, "password".
- Principal Skinner: It was the name of the street I grew up on, Password Drive.
- Bart: Math? No one told me there would be math!
- Lisa: We said there would be nothing but math. And your our team captain.
- Bart: I thought I wouldn't have to do anything, like an Italian cruise captain.
- Luigi Risotto: You're lucky that captain isn't here right now! He'd crash his ship all over your house!
- Homer: [after Bart uses him to solve a math problem] Woo-hoo! I'm part of the solution!
- Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, you did connect all the computers to surge protectors, right?
- Principal Skinner: Yes, power strips.
- Chalmers: You fool! All surge protectors are power strips but not viceversa!
- Miss Hoover: The teacher's union will not stand for this.
- Principal Skinner: It'll mean less work for you.
- Miss Hoover: Really? I didn't think I could do less work.
- Professor Frink: And now, someone who really loves math...
- Krusty the Clown: Math? I thought they said meth. Drug reference!
- Professor Frink: Do you even know what you're here for?
- Krusty: What's to know? They send a limo, I get in, it takes me somewhere, I turn on the news to see what I did.
- Homer: I feel like Beethoven after Charles Grodin accepted him as his pet.
- Mr. Burns: [after a power surge] Was that us?
- Waylon Smithers: No, sir.
- Mr. Burns: [Chuckles] I love it when it's not us.
