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{{qf|Marge}} But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay. | {{qf|Marge}} But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay. | ||
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| − | {{qf|{{ch|Mick Jagger}}}} Welcome to [[The Rolling Stones' Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp |Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp]], where you'll experience the complete rock n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STDs. | + | {{qf|{{ch|Mick Jagger}}}} Welcome to [[The Rolling Stones' Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp|Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp]], where you'll experience the complete rock n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STDs. |
{{qf|Homer}} Wooo! STDs! | {{qf|Homer}} Wooo! STDs! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream! | {{qf|Homer}} My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Brian Setzer}} We'll start with the | + | {{qf|Brian Setzer}} We'll start with the fundamentals—playing a burning guitar with your teeth. |
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Marge, [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]]]'' Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp? But I thought you guys were mad at me. For once in my life, I'm confused. | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Marge, [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]]]'' Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp? But I thought you guys were mad at me. For once in my life, I'm confused. | ||
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- Lenny, Carl and Moe throw Homer into a taxi
- Taxi Driver: Where to pal?
- Homer: Moe's Tavern.
- Homer: [drunk] I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny. You're my friend.
- Marge: I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea.
- Homer: Oh couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
- Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.
- Mick Jagger: Welcome to Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp, where you'll experience the complete rock n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STDs.
- Homer: Wooo! STDs!
- Mick Jagger: Remember, rule number one: there are no rules! Rule number two: no outside food.
- Brian Setzer: Now a guitar has many many nicknames. An axe, a guitbox. [pause] Well I guess that's it.
- Homer: My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!
- Brian Setzer: We'll start with the fundamentals—playing a burning guitar with your teeth.
- Homer: [to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie] Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp? But I thought you guys were mad at me. For once in my life, I'm confused.
- Homer: You see, marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.
