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Revision as of 16:59, October 15, 2019

"Scorpio"
Song Information
Singers: Sally Stevens
Length: 0:40
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Ken Keeler
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "You Only Move Twice"

"Scorpio" is the end credits song of the episode "You Only Move Twice".

Lyrics

Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world,
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest,
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

Behind the Laughter

"Scorpio" is a parody of "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey from the James Bond film Goldfinger. It is the twenty-third track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances