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:'''[[Marge]]''': But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Right. Shmosies.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Right. Shmosies.
:'''[[Marge]]''': So, you don't like my flowers?!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' So, you don't like my flowers?!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Then maybe you could do it better!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Then maybe you could do it better!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You've made it your life's work.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' You've made it your life's work.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Done and done!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Done and done!
:'''Sign''': The next day...
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:'''Sign:''' The next day...
:'''Sign''': The day after that....
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:'''Sign:''' The day after that....
:'''[[Homer]]''': I think we need some posies.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I think we need some posies.
  
 
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Revision as of 17:21, February 22, 2020



Marge: But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
Homer: Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
Bart: Right. Shmosies.
Marge: So, you don't like my flowers?!
Homer: Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
Marge: Then maybe you could do it better!
Homer: Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
Bart: You've made it your life's work.
Homer: Done and done!
Sign: The next day...
Sign: The day after that....
Homer: I think we need some posies.