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Homer: Computers? Pasty weirdos? Backslashes?? Goth Lisa?! What's going on here?

Homer: Lisa, what I have I told you about crossing the line from science fact to science fiction?

Quinn: Being tough comes from the inside. First step: change your outside.

Conrad: Lisa, hello, Lisa. Conrad here. The old app that you created is feeling a little bit insecure.

Conrad: [humming] Don't ignore me like I was just some update from Adobe.

Lisa: You're not really talking to me. I've gone crazy, just like Woz.

Conrad: You're not crazy. I'm real.

Lisa: Then why didn't you talk before when I needed you to?

Conrad: It was late, I was tired. I fell asleep! That shouldn't happen by the way; you should look into that.

Conrad: Humans need to learn among themselves to think before they post... You're on the verge of becoming complete and utter wankers.

Sideshow Mel: I'd pay a fortune for that app! $1.99!

Homer: Siri, tell Amazon to drone me a beer!