Difference between revisions of "The Scorpion's Tale/Quotes"
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| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I wet my arm-pants. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Abe? Are you feeling all right? | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} ''[Giving money to Bart]'' Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[Excited]'' To the antique store! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Lisa]'' Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad! I know what you did! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[Noticing that the women are nearly identical]'' Cool! Are they robots? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Woman}} No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} I scoop them up by the sorority. | |
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:''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]'' | :''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Nerd}} Uh, this is the nerd fraternity. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} Uh, drop them in research. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nerd}} Nice. | |
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- Ralph Wiggum: I wet my arm-pants.
- Grampa: Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!
- Grampa: Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.
- Marge: Abe? Are you feeling all right?
- Grampa: Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee.
- Lisa: Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?
- Homer: Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee.
- Grampa: [Giving money to Bart] Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.
- Bart: [Excited] To the antique store!
- Grampa: [to Lisa] Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?
- Lisa: Dad! I know what you did!
- Grampa: Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!
- Walter Hotenhoffer: These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
- Bart: [Noticing that the women are nearly identical] Cool! Are they robots?
- Woman: No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
- Walter Hotenhoffer: I scoop them up by the sorority.
- [A nerd in a building discovers where he is]
- Nerd: Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
- Walter Hotenhoffer: Uh, drop them in research.
- Nerd: Nice.
