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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat [[Shelbyville]] 2-0 in triple overtime. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play. | |
| − | :''Everyone cheers'' | + | :''[Everyone cheers]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Let chaos reign. | |
| − | :''Nelson bashes his head against the wall'' | + | :''[Nelson bashes his head against the wall]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Actually I do have a speech prepared. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Children}} Aw. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No-one cancels my free play. | |
| − | :''Bart breaks | + | :''[Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skinner, who's running this? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[whispering]'' I thought I was. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} ''[grabs Bart by the shoulder]'' You unrepentant little twerp! ''[Slaps him and looks at the entire students and staffs who notices her and again slaps Bart hard and they gasp in shock]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} ''[shocked]'' Oh, Edna. ''[Becky and a student back away from Edna in fear) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} ''[raise her hand]'' It was an open hand. Does that help? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[crossly'' Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. ''[approaching her]'' But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line. Nurse, get a slap kit. | |
| − | + | {{qf|School Nurse}} Right away, sir. | |
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- Principal Skinner: We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat Shelbyville 2-0 in triple overtime.
- Lisa: I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited!
- Principal Skinner: No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play.
- [Everyone cheers]
- Nelson Muntz: Let chaos reign.
- [Nelson bashes his head against the wall]
- Lisa: Actually I do have a speech prepared.
- Children: Aw.
- Bart: No-one cancels my free play.
- [Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses.]
- Bart: Sorry man.
- Milhouse Van Houten: That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, who's running this?
- Homer: [whispering] I thought I was.
- Edna Krabappel: [grabs Bart by the shoulder] You unrepentant little twerp! [Slaps him and looks at the entire students and staffs who notices her and again slaps Bart hard and they gasp in shock]
- Miss Hoover: [shocked] Oh, Edna. [Becky and a student back away from Edna in fear)
- Edna: [raise her hand] It was an open hand. Does that help?
- Principal Skinner: [crossly Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. [approaching her] But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line. Nurse, get a slap kit.
- School Nurse: Right away, sir.
