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| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Cheech Marin}}}} So, you know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Tommy Chong}}}} And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tommy Chong}} Who is it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cheech Marin}} It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought they'd do bits, but their most famous bit? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Cheech Marin}} Hey, man, you're all right. How'd you like to be the new Chong? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes. Will I get to meet Dave? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cheech Marin}} There is no Dave. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How about Don Johnson? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cheech Marin}} It would be easier to meet Dave. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tommy Chong}} Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tommy Chong}} Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours. | |
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- Cheech Marin: So, you know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it?
- Tommy Chong: And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God and his fat sister overflowed the tub.
- Bart: How now mad spirit, before we part, tis I Mischevious stand puckish, Bart. Was not I the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb. The Gods have righted every wrong. Cheech the stoner, has his Chong. And, Homer, he is back with mom. You can watch us tomorrow at hulu.com
- Krusty: When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said, "How much?" And they said, "We don't pay for introductions," so I said, "Then I don't need this crummy gig." And they said, "Yes, you do," and I said... "Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!"
- Tommy Chong: Who is it?
- Cheech Marin: It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff.
- Homer: I thought they'd do bits, but their most famous bit?
- Cheech Marin: Hey, man, you're all right. How'd you like to be the new Chong?
- Homer: Yes. Will I get to meet Dave?
- Cheech Marin: There is no Dave.
- Homer: How about Don Johnson?
- Cheech Marin: It would be easier to meet Dave.
- Seymour Skinner: A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy, So I invented... the celery phone. Hello? Hello?
- Tommy Chong: Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.
- Seymour Skinner: Mother, how did you get this number? It's a prop phone. Yes, I have your celery. I took the limpest stalk there was.
- Tommy Chong: Stop it. Stop riffing. The gig is yours.
