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+ | == "[[Lisa's Date with Density]]" == | ||
+ | {{Quote|[[Lisa]] likes [[Nelson]]!|Class}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|She does not!|[[Milhouse]]}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|Milhouse likes Lisa!|Class}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|He does not!|[[Janey Powell]]}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|Janey likes Milhouse!|Class}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|She does not!|[[Üter Zörker]]}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|Uter likes Milhouse!|Class}} | ||
+ | {{Quote|Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!|[[Dewey Largo]]|Lisa's Date with Density}} | ||
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+ | I love this scene. :P <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT) | ||
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+ | === Support (4) === | ||
+ | # Oh, ha! I was thinking about putting this one up, but I thought it'd be too long. :P --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 18:26, 4 September 2012 (EDT) | ||
+ | #Good moment in that episode. <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT) | ||
+ | #These teachers really aren't very sensible. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 11:48, 26 September 2012 (EDT) | ||
+ | #Awesome! --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 02:55, 5 October 2012 (EDT) | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Neutral (0) === | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Oppose (1) === | ||
+ | # Too long to work as a featured quote, no matter how you slice it. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:41, 14 September 2012 (EDT) | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Comments === | ||
+ | *If this gets featured, I'll think of a way to make it not so long, probably make a new quote template to put the speaker on the same line as the quote. <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT) | ||
= Rejected = | = Rejected = |
Revision as of 18:40, November 1, 2012
Contents
- 1 Passed
- 1.1 2
- 1.2 4
- 1.3 7
- 1.4 5
- 1.5 1
- 1.6 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
- 1.7 Homer Alone
- 1.8 Crook and Ladder
- 1.9 C.E. D'oh
- 1.10 "Treehouse of Horror III" 1
- 1.11 "Treehouse of Horror X"
- 1.12 Homer vs. Patty and Selma
- 1.13 "The Color Yellow"
- 1.14 "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
- 1.15 "Bart the Genius"
- 1.16 "Burns' Heir"
- 1.17 "A Star is Burns"
- 1.18 Twitter
- 1.19 "The PTA Disbands"
- 1.20 "A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again"
- 1.21 "A Star is Burns"
- 1.22 "Lisa's Date with Density"
- 2 Rejected
- 3 Withdrawn
Passed
2
- "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
Support (6)
- Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, I agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- Yep --Smiley12 was here at 07:45, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
- A classic Ralph quote. -- Mythigator 21:47, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
- You get my vote. --Teyandee 17:31, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Funny, will fit in with the featured article and possibly the picture. - ThePlatypus 17:33, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month! Effluvium talk contributions email 18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
4
Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station
- "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want."
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Ralph, are you almost finished?"
- ―Seymour Skinner
- "I finished before we came in."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
Support (5)
- One of my favorite Ralph moments. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 91.111.69.145 (talk) 13:57, July 18, 2010
- Ralph is always funny and this is one of his best quotes.
- Sooo much better than the others, perfect for featuring. Cronokinetic 18:58, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
7
- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (4)
- I think this is great! Got my support! Effluvium talk contributions email 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I like it locke97 6:04 July 8 2010
- Good quote :) Wikiboy96 14:28, August 31, 2010 (UTC)Wikiboy96
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
- The actual quote is "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!". Gran2 12:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
5
- "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]
Support (4)
- Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Typical Nelson. I like it. Duncan Crook
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
1
Support (3)
- One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! Effluvium talk contributions email 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
- I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. Liam Spencer 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
Comments
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
- "Seymour, you're fired."
- ―Superintendent Chalmers
- "Did you just call me a liar?"
- ―Principal Skinner
- "No, I said you were fired."
- ―Superintendent Chalmers
- "Oh. That's much worse."
- ―Principal Skinner[src]
FatHomer 20:45, 12 February 2011 (UTC)FatHomer
Support (1)
- I like this. The Skinner/Chalmers double act is often amusing to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
Homer Alone
- "This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."
- ―Arnie Pie[src]
Support (1)
- I like this one. It has the slapstick element of "things dropped from a helicopter" but not the "disgusting" element (I think there's also a quote where Arnie pukes out the door). -- Mythigator 13:50, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
Crook and Ladder
- "I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (1)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
C.E. D'oh
- "So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"
- ―Marge Simpson
- "Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."
- ―Homer Simpson
- "So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- One of Marge's crazy moments. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
- Haha, yep, ditto. --Will K (Talk ~ Contribs) 11:03, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Treehouse of Horror III" 1
- "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- ―Bart Simpson
- "He was a zombie?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (3)
- A classic Homer line. -- Mythigator 14:51, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
- My favourite THOH line, needs to be featured -- Knife! - Fan of Queen 06:01, 24 July 2011 (EDT)
- Cook879 16:16, 20 August 2011 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Treehouse of Horror X"
- "The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (3)
- --Unknown4|Talk 17:26, 25 November 2011 (EST)
- Phinbart - just one of the huge Bart fans! 05:44, 30 November 2011 (EST)
- --Cook879 15:53, 30 November 2011 (EST)
Neutral (0)
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Comments
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
- "What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."
- ―Bart Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
- It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- Mythigator 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
Comments
"The Color Yellow"
- "Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
Support (1)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
- "Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- Phinbart - just one of the huge Bart fans! 14:27, 24 February 2012 (EST)
- --Wk (talk) 03:33, 1 March 2012 (EST)
Neutral (0)
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Comments
"Bart the Genius"
- "Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"
- ―Principal Skinner
- "And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."
- ―Martin Prince
- "Good point."
- ―Principal Skinner[src]
Support (2)
- Funny scene showing off Martin's nerdiness. --Wk (talk) 18:31, 24 February 2012 (EST)
- I couldn't help giggling! --Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 10:07, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Burns' Heir"
- "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (5)
- I love this quote! --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
- Pretty good. |
| Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
- Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Classic Homer quote. -- Mythigator 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- --Effluvium 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
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Comments
"A Star is Burns"
- "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
- ―Waylon Smithers
- "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
- ―Mr. Burns[src]
Support (4)
- Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Ahoy-hoy! I am Mr Burns and if you don<t make this the featued quote I will fire you. From a cannon. Into the sun. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.213.109.156 (talk) 14:47, 6 May 2012
- Between these last two quotes, I think this one is funnier. The one below just doesn't work as well without the visual aid. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 01:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (1)
Oppose (0)
Comments
- "Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
I don't think we've had an external link quote before, and this is funny. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 10:28, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
Support (2)
- Lol. WebkinzMania 14:47, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
- I like it. Even though it's not coming from the show, whoever's writing those Twitter posts seems to have captured the essence of the Homerism. -- Mythigator 11:24, 6 June 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"The PTA Disbands"
- "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- A classic Homerism. -- Mythigator 14:39, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
- --Cook879 17:52, 27 July 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again"
- "Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices."
- ―Lisa[src]
I think it's pretty funny. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 07:57, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
Support (1)
- Nice one. -- Mythigator 14:38, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"A Star is Burns"
- "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"
- ―Abraham Simpson[src] /AleWi 13:32, 29 July 2012 (EDT)
Support (3)
- Classic Abe quote. -- Mythigator 11:02, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
- --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
- --Cook879 09:01, 30 September 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Lisa's Date with Density"
- "Lisa likes Nelson!"
- ―Class
- "She does not!"
- ―Milhouse
- "Milhouse likes Lisa!"
- ―Class
- "He does not!"
- ―Janey Powell
- "Janey likes Milhouse!"
- ―Class
- "She does not!"
- ―Üter Zörker
- "Uter likes Milhouse!"
- ―Class
- "Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!"
- ―Dewey Largo[src]
I love this scene. :P The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.) 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
Support (4)
- Oh, ha! I was thinking about putting this one up, but I thought it'd be too long. :P --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 18:26, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
- Good moment in that episode. -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 18:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT)
- These teachers really aren't very sensible. |
| Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 11:48, 26 September 2012 (EDT)
- Awesome! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 02:55, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Too long to work as a featured quote, no matter how you slice it. -- Mythigator 20:41, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
Comments
- If this gets featured, I'll think of a way to make it not so long, probably make a new quote template to put the speaker on the same line as the quote. The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.) 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
Rejected
14
- "Hello, Bart."
- ―Sideshow Bob
Support (0)
Neutral (0)
Against (3)
- Meh. Not really funny or anything. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
- As much as I love Sideshow Bob, it doesn't work as a funny quote. Effluvium talk contributions email 21:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
- It's a good quote to sum up Sideshow Bob, and goes well with his article, but doesn't work by itself. -- Mythigator 19:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
Cape Feare
- "No-one who speaks German can be an evil man"
- ―Unnamed official[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Without the context, it just falls flat. -- Mythigator 09:18, 28 July 2011 (EDT)
Comments
"How the Test Was Won"
- "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want."
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Ralph, are you almost finished?"
- ―Principal Skinner
- "I finished before we came in."
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Urgh!"
- ―Principal Skinner[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (2)
- Already featured. Doh5678 (talk) 12:21, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
- What he said. The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.) 15:25, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
"Treehouse of Horror III" 2
- "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!"
- ―House of Evil employee
- "Oooh, that's bad"
- ―Homer Simpson
- "But it comes with a free frogurt!"
- ―House of Evil employee
- "That's good."
- ―Homer Simpson
- "The frogurt is also cursed."
- ―House of Evil employee
- "That's bad"
- ―Homer Simpson
- "But you get your choice of toppings"
- ―House of Evil employee
- "That's good!"
- ―Homer Simpson
- "The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate."
- ―House of Evil employee
- (Homer stares at the shopkeeper blankly)
- "That's bad"
- ―House of Evil employee
- "Can I go now?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- In order for this one to make sense, you have to have the entire context of the conversation instead of just a line or two. It is a very funny Homer moment, but it doesn't really work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 14:49, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
- "Class, in what year was one plus one?"
- ―Ralph
- (No one says anything)
- "The answer is, the amazing Ralph!"
- ―Ralph
- (Ralph then dives out of the classroom window)[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (2)
- Even though I like Ralph alot, this doesn't seem as funny as most of his other lines. Dohayecarumbadoh 01:30, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
- Depends too much on the surrounding action to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 09:20, 28 July 2011 (EDT)
Comments
The Simpsons Movie
- "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (1)
- That's a good quote --DonaldoForever 05:28, 20 November 2011 (EST)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Already been featured. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.)☆ 05:36, 20 November 2011 (EST)
Comments
"Home Away from Homer"
- "This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."
- ―Ned Flanders[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (2)
- Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
- Ditto. --Will k (Talk ~ Contributions) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Skinner's Sense of Snow"
- "Great job, Nibbles! Now chew through my ball-sack!"
- ―Seymour Skinner[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- Mythigator 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
Comments
"Lisa the Beauty Queen"
- "[Hairdresser turns on blow torch to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"
- ―Lisa
- "Don't worry, I am well protected. [pulls a welding mask over his face]'"
- ―Hairdresser[src]
Support (1)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Relies too much on the visual. -- Mythigator 14:34, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
Comments
- It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. |
| Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
- As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
- Done. |
| Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 08:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
- Done. |
- To expand a bit on my "oppose" statement: The more explanatory narrative you need to include for the quote to make sense, the worse its prospects are for being a featured quote. This one would be perfect to include on the episode's Quotes tab, but it doesn't stand on its own well enough to be a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:31, 6 June 2012 (EDT)