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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[to Dr. Hibbert]'' You gotta make me shorter, Doc. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} (laughs) What do you mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation. | |
| − | :[Scene cuts to | + | :[Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe) |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy. | |
| − | :[A shortened | + | :[A shortened Mr. Largo walks in] |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} ''[screams]'' I look nothing like Julie Newmar! | |
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| + | {{qf|Moe}} ''[answers the phone]'' Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?" | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Those are two different people! | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone) | ||
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Revision as of 16:06, May 8, 2021
- Moe Szyslak: [to Dr. Hibbert] You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
- Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) What do you mean?
- Moe: I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
- Dr. Hibbert: What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
- [Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
- Dr. Nick: Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
- Moe: No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
- Dr. Nick: Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
- [A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
- Mr. Largo: [screams] I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
- Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
- Marge: Those are two different people!
- Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
