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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad, but I would never lie to Maggie. I did not do that prank.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad, but I would never lie to Maggie. I did not do that prank.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
:'''{{ch|Janet Reno}}:''' Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Janet Reno}}}} Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' The prosecution calls everyone in the world!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} The prosecution calls everyone in the world!
 
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I think you just sent away the first person you could have actually helped.
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I think you just sent away the first person you could have actually helped.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' What do you mean, "actually"? I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars tonight alone.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What do you mean, actually? I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars tonight alone.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' All those crooks were fakes, set up by me.
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} All those crooks were fakes, set up by me.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you, a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you, a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Hmm.
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Hmm.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But I won't become just any bat. I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be Fruit Bat Man!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} But I won't become just any bat. I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be Fruit Bat Man!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Great, great. I-I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Great, great. I-I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' No sooner than I'd forget my own mother.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} No sooner than I'd forget my own mother.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' That's not your mother, that's your bear.
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} That's not your mother, that's your bear.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Just remember this, a Simpson never gives up.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.
''(The rest of the family laughs at her)''
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:''[The rest of the family laughs at her]''
 
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:'''Lisa:''' This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
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{{qf|Lisa}} This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
:'''[[Willie]]:''' Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!
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{{Season 24|Q}}

Latest revision as of 17:55, October 15, 2021


Season 24 Episode Quotes
523 "Black-Eyed, Please"
524
"Dark Knight Court"
"What Animated Women Want" 525


Bart: I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad, but I would never lie to Maggie. I did not do that prank.

Lisa: Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
Janet Reno: Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
Principal Skinner: The prosecution calls everyone in the world!

Waylon Smithers: I think you just sent away the first person you could have actually helped.
Mr. Burns: What do you mean, actually? I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars tonight alone.
Waylon Smithers: All those crooks were fakes, set up by me.
Mr. Burns: Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?
Waylon Smithers: No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you, a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat.
Waylon Smithers: Hmm.
Mr. Burns: But I won't become just any bat. I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be Fruit Bat Man!
Waylon Smithers: Great, great. I-I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?
Mr. Burns: No sooner than I'd forget my own mother.
Waylon Smithers: That's not your mother, that's your bear.
Mr. Burns: Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?

Lisa: Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.
[The rest of the family laughs at her]

Lisa: This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
Groundskeeper Willie: Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train