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| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't know. Feed it to the dog? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You'd have to wrap cheese around it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Shauna Chalmers]]}} I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger, you could burn yourself and go home. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Lloyd}}}} No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lloyd}} Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chalmers}} Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What's going on? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh! I want to tell you, but I promised to keep it a secret. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You can't have secrets from your wife! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's very late in the marriage to tell me that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, this is it, TEOTWAWKI! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "The end of the world as we know it"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh-huh. Where's the kids? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Boy, get in the car, and say good-bye to your best friend forever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Bye forever, Milhouse. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} See you, Bart. | |
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- Squeaky-voiced teen: For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.
- Homer: Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?
- Bart: Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
- Homer: I don't know. Feed it to the dog?
- Bart: You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
- Homer: Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!
- Shauna Chalmers: I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger, you could burn yourself and go home.
- Marge: Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?
- Lloyd: No, no.It's just that, in the new world, I would have been a big shot.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.
- Lloyd: Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.
- Chalmers: Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine.
- Marge: What's going on?
- Homer: Oh! I want to tell you, but I promised to keep it a secret.
- Marge: You can't have secrets from your wife!
- Homer: It's very late in the marriage to tell me that.
- Homer: Marge, this is it, TEOTWAWKI!
- Marge: "The end of the world as we know it"?
- Homer: Uh-huh. Where's the kids?
- Marge: Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse.
- Homer: Boy, get in the car, and say good-bye to your best friend forever.
- Bart: Bye forever, Milhouse.
- Milhouse Van Houten: See you, Bart.
