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:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat [[Shelbyville]] 2-0 in triple overtime.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat [[Shelbyville]] 2-0 in triple overtime.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited!
:'''Principal Skinner:''' No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play.
:''Everyone cheers''
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:''[Everyone cheers]''
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Let chaos reign.
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Let chaos reign.
:''Nelson bashes his head against the wall''
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:''[Nelson bashes his head against the wall]''
:'''Lisa:''' Actually I do have a speech prepared.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Actually I do have a speech prepared.
:'''Children:''' Aw.
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{{qf|Children}} Aw.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No-one cancels my free play.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No-one cancels my free play.
:''Bart breaks [[Milhouse]]'s glasses.''
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:''[Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses.]''
:'''Bart:''' Sorry man.
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{{qf|Bart}} Sorry man.
:'''Milhouse:''' That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.
 
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:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Skinner, who's running this?
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{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skinner, who's running this?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''(whispering)'' I thought I was.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[whispering]'' I thought I was.
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} ''[grabs Bart by the shoulder]'' You unrepentant little twerp! ''[Slaps him and looks at the entire students and staffs who notices her and again slaps Bart hard and they gasp in shock]''
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{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} ''[shocked]'' Oh, Edna. ''[Becky and a student back away from Edna in fear)
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{{qf|Edna}} ''[raise her hand]'' It was an open hand. Does that help?
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[crossly'' Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. ''[approaching her]'' But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line. Nurse, get a slap kit.
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{{qf|School Nurse}} Right away, sir.
  
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{{Season 22|Q}}
 
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Latest revision as of 11:02, May 13, 2021


Season 22 Episode Quotes
485 "500 Keys"
486
"The Ned-liest Catch"
"The Falcon and the D'ohman" 487


Principal Skinner: We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat Shelbyville 2-0 in triple overtime.

Lisa: I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited!
Principal Skinner: No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play.
[Everyone cheers]
Nelson Muntz: Let chaos reign.
[Nelson bashes his head against the wall]
Lisa: Actually I do have a speech prepared.
Children: Aw.
Bart: No-one cancels my free play.
[Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses.]
Bart: Sorry man.
Milhouse Van Houten: That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, who's running this?
Homer: [whispering] I thought I was.

Edna Krabappel: [grabs Bart by the shoulder] You unrepentant little twerp! [Slaps him and looks at the entire students and staffs who notices her and again slaps Bart hard and they gasp in shock]
Miss Hoover: [shocked] Oh, Edna. [Becky and a student back away from Edna in fear)
Edna: [raise her hand] It was an open hand. Does that help?
Principal Skinner: [crossly Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. [approaching her] But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line. Nurse, get a slap kit.
School Nurse: Right away, sir.
Season 22 Quotes
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