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:''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss''
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:'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. The place Moe's, what type of business is it?
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:'''Homer's Brain''': Oh no! Do not tell him it is a bar. He will think you caused the accident as a result of drunk driving!
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:'''Homer''': It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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:''[Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss.]''
:'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. Good one!
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{{qf|Adjuster}} Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place [[Moe's]], you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. ''[gasps]'' But what else is open at night?'
''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
:'''Homer''': Do you come with the car?
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{{qf|Homer's Brain}} 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.'
:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You!
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:''Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car''
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{{qf|Farmer}} 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know.
:'''Man''': Do you come with the car?
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:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} We're not prisoners anymore! We're free! We can go anywhere we want!
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:''[long beat]''
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{{qf|Grampa}} I'm cold and frightened.
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:''[Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Do you come with the car?
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{{qf|Model}} Te-he-he-he! You!
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:''[Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car.]''
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{{qf|Man}} Do you come with the car?
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{{qf|Model}} Te-he-he-he! You!
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{{qf|Homer}} Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, that's not the real Batman.
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{{qf|[[Adam West]]}} Of course I'm [[Batman]]. See, here's a picture of me with [[Robin]].
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Who the hell is Robin?
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{{qf|Adam West}} I suppose you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. {{Ch|Michelle Pfeiffer}}? Ha! The only true [[Catwoman]] is [[Julie Newmar]], [[Lee Meriwether]], or [[Eartha Kitt]]. And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? ''[starts dancing]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Heh. Nice meetin' ya... ''[tugging the kids back and whispering]'' Just keep moving, don't make eye contact...
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:''[Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
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{{qf|Man}} 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at [[Kumatsu Motors]].'
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''? ''[pause]'' Yeah, they were gay.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates.]'' D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. ''[Sees Marge, Bart, Lisa and [[Maggie]] at the front door shocked]'' D'oh!
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{{qf|Homer}} Mr. West, you said there was a job for me!
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{{qf|West}} There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago.
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{{qf|[[Barney]]}} So long, [[Superman]]! You're secret identity is safe with me!
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{{qf|[[Brockman]]}} Hardest hit by the blizzard is [[Springfield]]'s forbidding [[Widow's Peak]]. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
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{{qf|[[Arnie Pie|Arnie]]}} ''[live]'' Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!
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{{qf|Brockman}} Arnie, please, the ski conditions.
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{{qf|Arnie}} ''[now upside-down]'' Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love—
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{{qf|Brockman}} Heheh, that's great, Arnie.
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{{qf|Grampa}}The snow is melted! We can go outside again!
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:''[short beat]''
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{{qf|Grampa}} Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
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{{Season 4|Q}}

Latest revision as of 21:46, October 15, 2021


Season 4 Episode Quotes
067 "New Kid on the Block"
068
"Mr. Plow"
"Lisa's First Word" 069


[Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss.]
Adjuster: Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place Moe's, you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
Homer's Brain: 'Don't tell him you were at a bar. [gasps] But what else is open at night?'
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: 'Heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.'

Farmer: 'Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons, y'know.

Grampa: We're not prisoners anymore! We're free! We can go anywhere we want!
[long beat]
Grampa: I'm cold and frightened.

[Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car.]
Homer: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
[Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car.]
Man: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!

Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
Lisa: Dad, that's not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of course I'm Batman. See, here's a picture of me with Robin.
Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
Adam West: I suppose you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? [starts dancing]
Homer: Heh. Nice meetin' ya... [tugging the kids back and whispering] Just keep moving, don't make eye contact...

[Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.]
Homer: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
Man: 'Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.'
Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from Leave It To Beaver? [pause] Yeah, they were gay.

Homer: [Climbs out of his crashed car and the airbag activates.] D'oh! Well I got 'im as good as he got me. [Sees Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie at the front door shocked] D'oh!

Homer: Mr. West, you said there was a job for me!
West: There was, when I called you 45 minutes ago.
Barney: So long, Superman! You're secret identity is safe with me!

Brockman: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
Arnie: [live] Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!
Brockman: Arnie, please, the ski conditions.
Arnie: [now upside-down] Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I love—
Brockman: Heheh, that's great, Arnie.

Grampa:The snow is melted! We can go outside again!
[short beat]
Grampa: Erh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers.
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled