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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You suck! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I concur! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tabitha Vixx}} They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|"Jock Squawk" host}} And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Isotopes announcer}} Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And you said it would never work. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Duffman}} Duffman gives the people what they want! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Duffman}} Three Duffmen are working this game tonight! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Second Duffman (entering)}} Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Both Duffmen}} Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''[they then listen closely]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer (in distance)}} And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Baseball Announcer}} That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp)}} ''[on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[To Homer]'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!! | |
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- Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
- Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
- Tabitha Vixx: They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
- "Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
- Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
- Homer: And you said it would never work.
- Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
- Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
- Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
- Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
- Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
- Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
- Lisa: Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. [they then listen closely]
- Homer (in distance): And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!
- Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
- Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
- Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
- Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp): [on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.
- Marge: [To Homer] The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
- Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
