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:'''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]''': "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
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{{qf|[[Barney]]}} When I think back to all the time I wasted at [[Moe's]]...
:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?
 
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:'''[[Cletus Spuckler|Cletus]]''': "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
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{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
:'''[[Brandine Del Roy|Brandine]]''': "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
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{{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the women's' lockup.
:'''Cletus''': "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."
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{{qf|Cletus}} They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.
 
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:''(Homer and Bart look through the trash)''
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:''[Homer and Bart look through the trash.]''
:'''Homer''': "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
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{{qf|Homer}} This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
:'''Bart''': "Dad, that's a sports bra."
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, that's a sports bra.
:'''Homer''': "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."
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{{qf|Homer}} All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.
 
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:'''Lisa''': "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
:'''Bart''': "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, let's dump spaghetti on [[Maggie]]'s head.
:'''Lisa''': "That picture's a cliche."
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{{qf|Lisa}} That picture's a cliche.
:'''Bart''': "Picture?"
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{{qf|Bart}} Picture?
  
 
{{Season 11|Q}}
 
{{Season 11|Q}}

Latest revision as of 17:09, February 22, 2020


Season 11 Episode Quotes
243 "Bart to the Future"
244
"Days of Wine and D'oh'ses"
"Kill the Alligator and Run" 245


Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's...
Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?

Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the women's' lockup.
Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

[Homer and Bart look through the trash.]
Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.

Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
Lisa: That picture's a cliche.
Bart: Picture?
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter