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+ | ===Scandal-gate=== | ||
+ | ====Scandal-gate Pt. 1==== | ||
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+ | {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This just in! Last night, a break-in occurred at the historic Scandal-gate Hotel.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The thieves raided the headquarters of the Springfield Botanical Society, making off with $9.78 in petty cash and some packets of seeds.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Several of the seed packets were for petunias. I don't know why that detail is considered relevant by the half-wits who wrote this copy for me to read off the teleprompter.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A break-in at the Scandal-gate? It's happening again...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'll get my best man on it. My best man is not very good, unfortunately. He's terrible. But he's a slightly better man than my other men, who are all shockingly bad men.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Richard Nixon Turn Himself In (4h)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Look no further, copper! Nixon is your man. Nixon is behind this heinous crime.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Isn't that impossible? You just beamed into town like five minutes ago.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nixon did it, and now he's orchestrating a vast cover-up to hide his involvement. This thing goes all the way to the top.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mr. President, why are you trying to take the blame for something you obviously didn't do?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nixon obviously did so do it. Nixon's behind this despicable political attack. Arrest Nixon.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What political reason could there be for you to target a group of elderly gardening enthusiasts?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Follow the money.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nine dollars and seventy-eight cents? THAT money?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I know! Nixon must be a lunatic. But he definitely did it. Just like in 1972.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Scandal-gate Pt. 2==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mr. President, now that we're alone, please tell me why you're taking the fall for the break-in at the Scandal-gate?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I have to. Just like I had to in 1972. To protect the American people.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But you WERE behind that break-in! Everybody knows that. There were YEARS of investigations, THOUSANDS of articles...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All lies, planted by the jive turkeys who were really behind it. They were running scared. Because Nixon and his friends had cracked the case.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Dick Nixon, you see, is a master detective. Nixon makes Sherlock Holmes look like a blithering idiot. And Nixon filled his White House with fellow super-sleuths.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ehrlichman, John Dean, Haldeman and Nixon called ourselves “The Mystery Solvers Club.” We had closed hundreds of cases the fuzz deemed “unsolvable.”}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|At night, we prowled the streets of D.C., magnifying glasses in hand, collecting clues.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But when, in 1972, we realized the truth behind the break-in, we decided it was too big, too terrible to ever get out.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The American people need to believe in their government. But they also need the bad guys to get caught. So we let ourselves BECOME the bad guys.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's like in “The Dark Knight” when Batman lets himself be framed for the murder of Harvey Dent. Nixon is pretty sure that's based on Nixon, by the way.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've never seen it.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Never seen “The Dark Knight?” How is that even possible? It's like my seventh-favorite movie EVER. Come on. We're watching it right now.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Richard Nixon Watch "The Dark Knight" (6h, Simpson Home)<br/>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Watch "The Dark Knight" (6h, Simpson Home)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Scandal-gate Pt. 3==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|NOW do you see, Lisa? NOW do you dig how Dick Nixon is maybe an even better Batman than Christian Bale?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Not really. What WAS this horrible truth you were trying to keep from the American people?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|In Washington, nothing is as it seems. What you think you know, you don't. And what you definitely don't know, you do.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Tell me -- who are the LAST two people you would ever expect to be the masterminds of the break-in?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Geez, I don't know... Probably Woodward and Bernstein?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|BINGO.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Richard Nixon Blow Everyone's Minds<br/>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Get her Mind Blown (1h, Scandal-gate Hotel)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Scandal-gate Pt. 4==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Woodward and Bernstein were crusading, intrepid reporters who re-established the rule of law in Washington!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They were conservative operatives posing as reporters, at a hardline neo-Fascist think tank posing as The Washington Post.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It says so on the masthead: “The Washington Post is a front for a hardline neo-Fascist think tank.” Why doesn't anyone ever read the masthead?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, it's kind of small print. I assumed it wasn't that important...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anyway, those reactionaries had to do SOMETHING to stop me. They knew about my second-term agenda.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Which was?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Please understand that Nixon's biography is a lie. Nixon grew up on an anarchist Marxist Buddhist hippie commune on the upper slopes of Mount Everest.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Where the air is far too thin to breathe...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Shut up.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You're insane.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|NIXON WAS LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, AND NIXON SAYS SHUT UP.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lisa Sulk (45s, Simpson Home)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ====Scandal-gate Pt. 5==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anyway, Nixon spent decades deep undercover as a Republican. All to set up my glorious second term. I called it: “The Love Agenda.”}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We were gonna press the “reset” button on America. No more military, no more money. No more “rich” and “poor.”}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No more “police.” No more “fire department” or “hospitals.” Just people, you know? Hanging out, digging on good music and positive vibes.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's a great system. Very well thought out.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Then Woodward and Bernstein caught wind of it, and eighty-sixed the whole beautiful vision.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But we'll get there. People are too damn groovy not to get there.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I really hope you're wrong about that.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|In fact, I'm gonna go soak up some love right now. Later, square.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So long, Another Intensely Disappointing Ex-President.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Richard Nixon Wave to the People (12h)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|System Message}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Unlock Washington and Lincoln to see what our greatest Presidents think of our least-great President!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Narcissism 101=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mr. Nixon, sir? As a career politician with a deep commitment to serving the needs of myself, I am honored to meet you.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The pleasure is all Nixon's, Nixon's main man.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I was wondering -- as a relative novice in the ways of political wrongdoing, might I pick your brain for a bit? With all humility, of course...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nixon apologizes if this seems indiscreet, but, what is this “I” word you use to indicate you are discussing yourself?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Er ah... the first person singular. Indicating the speaker is referring to him- or herself.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Dick Nixon is not familiar with this particular turn of phrase. Dick Nixon feels that it connotes weakness in the speaker.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But isn't it -- forgive me, oh Vile Sachem -- kind of mandatory? An inescapable convention of -- by your pardon, oh Satanic Sage -- the English language?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, Dick Nixon doesn't claim that Richard M. Nixon has a scholar's grasp of grammatical rules.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But it seems to Richard Milhouse Nixon that--}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey! My name is Milhouse!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Go away, blue child.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|--anyway, it seems to Nixon that a great leader should always separate himself from the rules of grammar, or, it seems, all reasonable behavior.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will learn... er, that is, Quimby will learn this moronic lesson well.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Quimby Practice Speaking in the Third Person (6h, Town Hall)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Who Led Them Better=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What it is, Abe?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Is that Dick Nixon?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Indeed.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I hate that dude.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He's not the best.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, I did.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whatever. Drop it.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree (12h, Ye Olde Cherry Tree)<br/>'''Task:''' Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails (8h, Lincoln's Cabin)<br/>'''Task:''' Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town (4h)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nixon was the worst.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up China to the West. That was HUGE.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He does bring it up a lot.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So pathetic.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just stop.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===One Last Presidential Prank=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Be back in five minutes, Marge. Bart and I are gonna egg the Presidential Estate.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That doesn't seem very patriotic of you. I thought you admired the President?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I did! For his first six months in office. Then, like all Americans, I realized that he's the problem with everything.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And on and on the cycle goes.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anyway, it's free speech or something. You do want our son to learn about free speech, don't you?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I guess. Just don't use the organic eggs. They're expensive.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Egg the Presidential Estate (3h, Presidential Estate)<br/>If the user has Bart: '''Task:''' Make Bart Egg the Presidential Estate (3h, Presidential Estate)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th July 2015 content update was released on June 30, 2015, and introduces 1 new building-character combo, 1 new building and 1 new decoration.
Contents
Characters
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Returning
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Skins
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Buildings
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Returning
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Decorations
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Returning
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Gameplay
Monetization Liberation
Monetization Liberation Pt. 1
Monetization Liberation Pt. 2
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Monetization Liberation Pt. 3
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Monetization Liberation Pt. 4
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Monetization Liberation Pt. 5
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Monetization Liberation Pt. 6
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Monetization Liberation Pt. 7
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Happy Indipendence Day!
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Premium Gameplay
Gil Deal
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Scandal-gate
Scandal-gate Pt. 1
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Scandal-gate Pt. 2
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Scandal-gate Pt. 3
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Scandal-gate Pt. 4
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Scandal-gate Pt. 5
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Narcissism 101
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Who Led Them Better
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One Last Presidential Prank
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Conform-o-meter impact
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Other changes made
June 30 update ("4_15_4thofJuly2015")
- All Youngsters are excluding from Beat Homer With Unused Instruments, Beat Homer in the Church, Drink at Beer-N-Brawl, Drink Craft Beer and Invest in Ziffcorp instead of individual exclusions.
- Museum of Natural History now gives 10 points to Obedience instead of Indolence.
- Teach Homer About Easter, Pretend to Listen, Play the Blues, Shop for Good Friday Sales, Watch Easter Films, Think About Converting to Judaism and Prepare for Passover won't show up anymore, now requiring Easter 2015 to be active.
- Beach Chair now will appear in the shop locked at Level 5 instead of Level 4, and will be buyable at Level 15 instead of Level 11.
- Holo-Flag was removed from the Civic inventory category.
- Building Giuseppe's Workshop now yelds 95 instead of 300.
- Failure To Launch quest now starts with Pt. 1's text and skips to Pt. 2. All quests names were moved back by 1.
- The Dungeon Keeper Pt. 1 now doesn't require Death by Squishee to be completed.
- Completing July 4th character set now yelds 1,250 and 25 instead of 1,000 and 20.
- The Rainbow Tree changed appearance.
Sources
- Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information
- Template:TSTOTopix
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