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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter! | ||
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:''[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]'' | :''[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]'' | ||
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:'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]:''' ''[to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]]'' You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. | :'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]:''' ''[to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]]'' You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. | ||
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:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Only if you do us a favor. | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' Only if you do us a favor. | ||
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:'''Dondelinger:''' What is it? | :'''Dondelinger:''' What is it? | ||
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:'''[[Carl]]:''' Our parents want us to go to this place called "college". | :'''[[Carl]]:''' Our parents want us to go to this place called "college". | ||
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:'''Lenny:''' Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box. | :'''Lenny:''' Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box. | ||
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:'''Dondelinger:''' ''[sighs]'' Fine, but if you mess up, it's [[Ohio]] College for both of you! | :'''Dondelinger:''' ''[sighs]'' Fine, but if you mess up, it's [[Ohio]] College for both of you! | ||
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:'''Carl and Lenny:''' AARRGHH! | :'''Carl and Lenny:''' AARRGHH! | ||
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:''[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]'' | :''[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Please help me! How can I have that life back?! | :'''Homer:''' Please help me! How can I have that life back?! | ||
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:'''Chef:''' Ask the garlic bread... | :'''Chef:''' Ask the garlic bread... | ||
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:'''Homer:''' ''[picks up the bread]'' Oh garlic bread, please guide me! | :'''Homer:''' ''[picks up the bread]'' Oh garlic bread, please guide me! | ||
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:'''Chef:''' HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! | :'''Chef:''' HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! | ||
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''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]'' | ''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has. | :'''Homer:''' Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has. | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer close your eyes... | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer close your eyes... | ||
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:''[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]'' | :''[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]'' | ||
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:'''Marge:''' Now open! | :'''Marge:''' Now open! | ||
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:''[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]'' | :''[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]'' | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame? | :'''Homer:''' Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame? | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, plaques come and plaques go. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, plaques come and plaques go. | ||
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:''[The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can]'' | :''[The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can]'' | ||
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- Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
- [After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]
- Principal Dondelinger: [to Carl and Lenny] You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
- Lenny: Only if you do us a favor.
- Dondelinger: What is it?
- Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
- Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
- Dondelinger: [sighs] Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
- Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!
- [After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]
- Homer: Please help me! How can I have that life back?!
- Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
- Homer: [picks up the bread] Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
- Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
[After Homer leaves the Italian resturant]
- Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
- Marge: Homer close your eyes...
- [The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]
- Marge: Now open!
- [Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]
- Homer: Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
- Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
- [The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can]
