Difference between revisions of "'Tis the Fifteenth Season/Quotes"
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:'''[[Krusty the Clown]]:''' Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold. | :'''[[Krusty the Clown]]:''' Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold. | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, my god! A DVD player! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, my god! A DVD player! | ||
:'''Carl:''' And the first season of ''{{w|Magnum P.I.}}'' ''[he shows him the DVD boxsets]'', with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure. | :'''Carl:''' And the first season of ''{{w|Magnum P.I.}}'' ''[he shows him the DVD boxsets]'', with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure. | ||
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- Rod: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
- Ned: Maybe just a little bit.
- Rod: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
- Ned: One problem at a time, boy.
- Krusty the Clown: Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold.
- Carl: Hey, Homer. I'm your secret Santa. Merry Christmas, big guy. [Carl hands Homer a DVD player.]
- Homer: Oh, my god! A DVD player!
- Carl: And the first season of Magnum P.I. [he shows him the DVD boxsets], with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure.
- Homer: Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.
