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For the character, see Dr. Zaius.

"Dr. Zaius"

Song Information

Singers:	Harry Shearer Phil Hartman Hank Azaria Pamela Hayden Dan Castellaneta
Characters:	Ape #1 Troy McClure Ape #2 Ape Elders Ape Nurse Dr. Zaius
Length:	0:58
Writer(s):	Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Jack Barth
Album:	Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s):	"A Fish Called Selma"

"Dr. Zaius" is a song from Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off. It is sung by Troy McClure, Dr. Zaius and several other apes.

Lyrics[edit]

Ape #1:

Help, the human's about to escape!

Troy:

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

Ape #2:

[gasps] He can talk!

Ape Elders:

He can talk! He can talk!

Troy:

I can siiiiiiiing!

Chimp Nurse:

Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elder:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:

What's wrong with me?

Dr. Zaius:

I think you're crazy.

Troy:

I want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius:

You're also lazy.

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elder:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:

Can I play the piano anymore?

Dr. Zaius:

Of course you can.

Troy:

Well, I couldn't before.

[plays the piano]

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. The line "Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius" may be based on the line "Ooh, rock me Amadeus" from the Salieri remix.

It is part of the twenty-seventh track, "A Fish Called Selma (Medley)", from the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Appearances[edit]

Episode – "A Fish Called Selma"
Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

view • talk • edit • past Songs in the Key of Springfield

The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)