Difference between revisions of "Nostalgia and Kitsch"

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Nostalgia and Kitsch is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 55 content update, although it was in the code for The Homer content update. It requires Herb Powell and The Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Now that my car of the 90's has become a hit today, one might argue it was way ahead of its time. That stupid, life-ruining car?! Yeah, why? Look, Homer. I've been going to therapy for my anger, so I'm gonna try to keep my cool right now. So you'll put me in charge of the rebranding? Ahhhhhh!!!!! Task: "Make Herb Destroy his Office in a Tantrum". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 20 hours. Whoah! Check out that rad looking drive! Looks like a wheel I could get behind. People like the car? Hmmmm... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark You know Homer, after trashing my office in a fit of unmitigated rage, I had a thought on the car. Are you going to make it freemium? I hear it's a guaranteed way to make billions! People are always willing to pay huge amounts of money for nostalgic garbage like this! But we're not even going to market it as a car. This stupid thing is a status symbol! For the tenaciously hip of 2015? That's right. But to appeal to them, it needs to be a hybrid! Good idea. Who doesn't love a good Transformer? I know I do. I love Transformers. Stupid idea Homer! Let's do it! Task: "Make Herb Market The Homer". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark Homer! I successfully licensed out the car design to Komatsu Motors for a cold 80 million! That's great? Homer, I'm so happy! As a token of appreciation, I want to bank your next great idea. We're going to be rich! I think I've still got some great ideas in me. It's that or gas. Task: "Make Homer Invent Something New". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Herb, I've got my prototype prepared. Really? Already? That sure was fast! ...Should I be impressed? Or terrified? You should be impressed. I spent a lot of your money rushing the invention. *gulp* I'm still looking forward to this... so, what's the venue? Task: "Make Homer Present at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Herb Stare in Disbelief". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 10 hours. Homer, you made the Homer car again?! How could you do this to me? It's the only thing I'm capable of creating. *sings with horn* La cucaracha! La cucaracha! How much did this prototype cost? Including Homer's bar tab, you're out 82 million. What? Really? My spongehead brother spent 82 million dollars? I'm ruined... Again! There there, Herb. On the bright side, now you have two of the most beautiful cars ever made. *sobs* Quest reward: 200 and 20