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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter! | |
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:''[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]'' | :''[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Dondelinger]]}} ''[to Carl and Lenny]'' You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Only if you do us a favor. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dondelinger}} What is it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Our parents want us to go to this place called "college". | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dondelinger}} ''[sighs]'' Fine, but if you mess up, it's [[Ohio]] College for both of you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl and Lenny}} AARRGHH! | |
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:''[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]'' | :''[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why did fate do this to me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chef}} Ask the garlic bread. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[picks up the bread]'' Why? Why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chef}} Hey, everyone, the stupid fat man's talking to garlic bread! HAHAHA! | |
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| − | ''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]'' | + | :''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, close your eyes... | |
:''[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]'' | :''[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Now open! | |
:''[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]'' | :''[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, plaques come and plaques go. | |
:''[The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can]'' | :''[The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can]'' | ||
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- Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
- [After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]
- Principal Dondelinger: [to Carl and Lenny] You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
- Lenny Leonard: Only if you do us a favor.
- Dondelinger: What is it?
- Carl Carlson: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
- Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
- Dondelinger: [sighs] Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
- Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!
- [After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]
- Homer: Why did fate do this to me?
- Chef: Ask the garlic bread.
- Homer: [picks up the bread] Why? Why?
- Chef: Hey, everyone, the stupid fat man's talking to garlic bread! HAHAHA!
- [After Homer leaves the Italian resturant]
- Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
- Marge: Homer, close your eyes...
- [The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]
- Marge: Now open!
- [Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]
- Homer: Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
- Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
- [The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can]
