Level 6 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes
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- Bart: Apu, you've gotta help me warn Krusty about this alien plot and thus save the good people of Springfield.
- Apu: I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot speak English. I can only speak Hindi.
- Bart: But you're speaking English now.
- Apu: Yes, I learned these words phonetically.
- Bart: You're just scared of being vaporized by the space monsters.
- Apu: Up, down, up, down, uh, go hot dog, butter my undershirt. Blah blah blah.
- Bart: Barney, where's Krusty? I have to warn him.
- Barney Gumble: Krusty's not here, little Homer. He's down at the Squidport, doing a promo for this new Buzz Cola.
- Bart: But that's the cola the aliens are using to control all human behavior.
- Barney: Control human behavior? No beverage could do that. Oh no, I haven't had a Duff in two hours. My life is over. [screams]
- Bart: Krusty, listen carefully. Aliens are handing out free laser guns and cola that makes you go crazy. It'll be a massacre. The streets will be littered with lasered off limbs and heads.
- Krusty: Yeah, right. And I'm getting into the Country Western Hall of Fame. It just ain't gonna happen, kid.
- Bart: Oh, I've just got to find evidence. Who do I know that's smart enough to prove this alien conspiracy? Bumblebee Man? Comic Book Guy? Disco Stu? That's it, a nerd! Professor Frink!
- Bart: Professor Frink, you've got to help me. No one believes my story. It's just like The Boy Who Cried Wolf, except instead of a wolf, it's an alien conspiracy.
- Professor Frink: Aliens? Well, that would explain these strange transmissions from by plutonium CB radio. I must have intercepted an alien message. It says they're hiding the lasers in the Duff trucks. The hayvin glavin, the plot is convoluted now.
- Bart: Relax, nerdlinger. I'll knock the lasers out of the truck so I can show them to Krusty.
- Bart: Principal Skinner! Aliens are distributing deadly lasers all over Springfield. We gotta warn everybody.
- Principal Skinner: All we've got to do, young man, is get that illicit goo god out of your hands. Clearly you forgot the school's zero tolerance policy on lasers.
- Bart: Krusty, I've got proof now. See this laser gun?
- Krusty: Well, what do you know? You were telling the truth. You've taught this old clown a lesson. Ehh, blah blah blat, etc. etc., stay in school. I just wish you told me before I let them set up those free laser gun stands.
- Bart: Dad, the aliens have taken over the Duff Brewery and they;'re using it to store laser guns. Oh, never in my life have I ever had to do so much explaining.
- Homer: What? This is Duff's worst disgrace since Duff Ice. It's time to use my secret weapon. Remember when I told you I sold my old car so you could go to college?
- Bart: Yeah?
- Homer: It was a lie.
