  
In Sickness and in Wealth
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| In Sickness and in Wealth
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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In Sickness and in Wealth is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love and War content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between March 2, 2021 and March 10, 2021
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Marge, it took me too long to realize what a jerk I've been. I haven't paid nearly enough attention to you and your interests.
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Also, I owe you a real Valentine's Day present, so I booked us a couple's night cruise. And absolutely no Lenny.
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*kisses Homer* Thank you, Homie, you had me at "Lenny".
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That was the very last word.
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And that's when you had me. Anyway, we have bigger problems. I just got an invitation to Temperance and Artie's wedding. It's happening today!
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Didn't they just meet? God, millennials are the worst.
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They're the same age as us.
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I meant millennials from the 1800s.
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The point is, we have to break up that wedding.
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Say no more, baby. Ruining weddings is one of the things I do best. Remember our first three?
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Captain Mordecai, you're coming too. Breaking up this wedding may be a two-clod job.
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Anything for my yoga partner.
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Task: "Collect Wedding Cakes" (x155).
Task: "Make Marge Head to the Wedding". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Do Whatever Marge Says". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Captain Mordecai is owned: Task: "Make Captain Mordecai Sharpen His Sword". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Sunset Cruise Boat
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Alright, Marge. Are you ready for us to go break up this wedding?
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In a minute... I just need to finish writing this last chapter so our hero can appear and save the day.
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I didn't know you were writing me into your novel. You really think I can be a knight in shining armor?
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Umm, yeah. That's what I'm doing.
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I'm definitely not writing that Captain Mordecai is about to kidnap Temperance so Cyrus can thwart his plans and save the day.
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Task: "Collect Wedding Cakes" (x115).
Task: "Make Marge Confront Artie". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Prepare to Ruin the Wedding". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Captain Mordecai is owned: Task: "Make Captain Mordecai Lick His Sword". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Stop! Temperance, you cannot marry that man!
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Marge? What are you doing here?
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You invited me. And a plus one.
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That's me! And I also brought a plus one!
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It is I!
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Mordecai? I don't think we ordered enough chicken. One of you will have to eat a vegetarian meal.
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Fine! Whatever it takes to stop this wedding.
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Enough! I thought you might try to get between me and eternal happiness, Marge, so I've prepared a little surprise just for you. Behold...Robot Marge!
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Diagnostics complete. All systems operational. What are your orders, master?
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Stop Marge and her goons from interfering with my wedding.
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Affirmative. Setting kill-level to: Gruesome.
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That doesn't sound good. But don't worry, Marge. I got this. Just let me do some quick warm-ups. I don't want to pull a muscle.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Do Yoga animated job
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| After completing Pt. 2
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It's hopeless, Marge. That robot you has your angry face. How can I compete with that?!
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Unhand that maiden, Captain Mordecai! For I, Cyrus Manley, am here to save the day!
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Uh, bad timing, Cyrus. Mordecai hasn't kidnapped Temperance yet...
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He's actually still on our side. We're trying to stop Artie, but he has a robot bodyguard protecting him.
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What's a robot?
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Cyrus Manley... You ran off with my wife. I should kill you right here and now!
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But I'm in a good mood, on account of the yoga I did earlier, plus I've got another man to kill first.
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I'm in a good mood, too. I bumped into a fella earlier who looked almost exactly like me, and we talked about the Bible for hours.
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You know, I hated this town when I first arrived, but it's growing on me.
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Same here! This place actually brings out the best in me.
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Who knew all we needed was a new setting to go from enemies to frenemies?
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Aww, come here and gimme a hug!
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This is not what I wrote.
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Task: "Collect Wedding Cakes" (x115).
Task: "Make Marge Facepalm". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Cower at "Angry Face"". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Captain Mordecai is owned: Task: "Make Captain Mordecai Hug Cyrus". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cyrus Manley is owned: Task: "Make Cyrus Hug Captain Mordecai". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Master Artie, shall I commence with Operation Red Wedding?
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Just a sec.
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Artie, where did this mechanical abomination come from?
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Who, Robot Marge? Don't worry about her. That was just a backup plan in case you didn't agree to marry me.
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What does that mean?
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Oh, nothing... Now, don't you worry your pretty little head about Robot Marge. Sure, she cost a fortune, but I've got figurative money to burn. Literally!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
"Money to Burn" Firepit
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Guys, we still have to stop this wedding and figure out what to do about Robot Marge.
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You leave that scallywag to me.
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And I'll take Artie. I can take him down a peg. He's already pretty short, but you know what I mean.
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And I'll see if I can talk some sense into Temperance. Marge, what about you?
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Don't worry about me. I'm typing as fast as I can! Go, go, go!
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Task: "Collect Wedding Cakes" (x155).
Task: "Make Marge Write Everyone's Actions". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Captain Mordecai is owned: Task: "Make Captain Mordecai Duel Robot Marge". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Take Artie Down". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cyrus Manley is owned: Task: "Make Cyrus Make a Dash for Temperance". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, metal she-devil. Prepare to meet your maker.
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You mean me? We've met.
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Then I'm gonna make ye walk the plank while you watch your loved ones suffer their final breaths.
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Computing... That is the most romantic thing I've ever computed.
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It is?
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Affirmative. I am programmed to learn the most efficient methods of pain and torture. We could learn a lot from each other.
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We could maim by day and make sweet love by night, as I am also programmed in the ways of physical pleasure.
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That's the most romantic thing I'VE ever computed, er, heard. Robot Marge, will you marry me?
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Infernal machine! You're supposed to kill, not marry! That's the last time I order my killer robots from Ukraine.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Looks like your bodyguard has been neutralized, Artie. It's over for you.
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Puh-lease! You think that's the only ace I've got up my sleeve?
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Here's what I have up my sleeve. *punches Artie* My fist!
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Ow!
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Temperance, my dear. I'm so happy you're okay. That robot didn't hurt you, did it?
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No, I'm fine. Although that Marge-amaton was really creepy, wasn't it?
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Hey, she's not an unfeeling automaton. She's an unfeeling Mechano-American.
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Temperance, I've been such a fool. I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. Do you think you could ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
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I'm beginning to realize that we all make mistakes...
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I mean, I almost married a man with a robot version of the real woman who created the fictional character that somehow conjured into me.
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So, is that a yes?
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Prob'ly.
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Task: "Collect Wedding Cakes" (x195).
Task: "Make Marge Sigh in Relief". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Keep Shaking Fists at Artie". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Captain Mordecai is owned: Task: "Make Captain Mordecai Run Off With Robot Marge". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Robot Marge is owned: Task: "Make Robot Marge Compute the Meaning of Love". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cyrus Manley is owned: Task: "Make Cyrus Hug Temperance". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Temperance is owned: Task: "Make Temperance Take Cyrus Back". The job takes place at Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Temperance, you've made me the happiest man alive! In fact, I can't think of any other woman I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.
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Temperance Barrows, will you marry me?
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Gosh, I only just got here in the 21st century. I need a little time to shop around and...clear my head and...fix my shoes.
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Gotta leave 'em something for the next sequel... Bye! *runs off*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Ziff Hotel
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Lick Pictures of Wedding Cakes
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Ned, Moe, Apu
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4h
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Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| 3-D Print Wedding Cakes
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Esme Delacroix, Marge Ziff, Captain Mordecai, Robot Marge
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Ziff-Bouvier Mansion, Ziff Wedding Home, Gilded Truffle, Brown House
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8, 70
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