  
Friends Without Benefits
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| Friends Without Benefits
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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5
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| Update:
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Love and War
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| Required characters:
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Temperance
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| Optional characters:
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Moe
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| Internal name(s):
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FriendsWithoutBenefits
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| ID(s):
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241022 - 241026
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Friends Without Benefits is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love and War content update. It requires Temperance to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark
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This future town is so complicated. New buildings appear all the time.
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There's a tavern. Perhaps they can give me directions.
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Oh, heya Midge. So you finally decided to mix up the wardrobe, eh? Retire the ol' green dress?
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Yeah. What's with that getup anyway? Did I miss another Civil War reenactment?
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Who's Midge? My name is Temperance. Could one of you fine gentlemen tell me where I am?
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Hot diggity, a Marge look-a-like! My Dear Sky Finger letters finally paid off. Time to turn on the ol' Moe charm.
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Task: "Make Temperance Get Her Bearings". The job takes 8 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Turn on the "Charm"". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark
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Look no further for assistance, madam. This here is the fine town of Springfield. And uh, where might you be from?
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I hail from the island of Nantucket.
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Well don't you worry, Moe here will be your guide.
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You are Moe? Your name is on the sign outside. You are the proprietor of this establishment?
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Well, technically with the foreclosure...it's complicated.
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I see...
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But yeah, I'm Moe. So, uh, you gots a boyfriend?
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Well... it's complicated...
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I see...
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Task: "Make Temperance Explain". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Get His Hopes Up". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Wow, that's quite a tale. It's like it came from one of those... Ah you know, that things wit all dem words in it. Kinda heavy... Barney, help me out here.
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Uh, a talkative sumo wrestler?
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Forget it. So anyway, since your husband ain't here, you wanna go out on a date?
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A date?! I'll have you know that, unlike my husband, I take my marital vows very seriously!
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Whoa, temper, temper Temperance. Look, a date with me is just two people talking. There ain't nothin' romantic about it.
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My apologies. In that case, a date would be fine. But you're sure this isn't something intimate?
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Most definitely. *picks up phone* Hello? Gilded Truffle. Reservation for two, please... Yeah, the dark part of the joint.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark
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This restaurant is fancy, but I'm worried it may be too romantic. The napkins look like little swans and when they face each other they form a heart!
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No, that's not romantic. It's a cardiovascular warning from the health department. Yeah, that's it. They're very strict. So, you ready to eat?
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I am rather hungry, but I don't recognize most of the items on this menu. What is "couple's fondue"?
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Oh, that's just a meal with two long forks where youse feeds each other. It's, uh, very professional.
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Huh, well I'm a little out of my element. Would you mind ordering for me? I just want to admire all these candles surrounding our table.
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Sure thing. Uh, waiter, I'll have the caviar and she'll have the oysters. And another bottle of wine please. You know, the businessman's special.
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Task: "Make Temperance Enjoy the Aphrodisiacs". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Take Out a Loan for Dinner". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Did yous enjoy the meal?
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I certainly did. The food in this town is fantastic. Well, it's getting late. Would you mind walking me home?
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Well, you see the thing is, around here it's normal after a meal to go look at the stars. Under a blanket. And just talk.
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It is? I see. Well, when in Rome...
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Yeah sure. But again, this is Springfield.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark
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This place is lovely. What's the name of it again?
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Tongue-Kiss Point. But don't pay no attention to the name, it's French and doesn't translate to English right.
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Don't look now, but there's a couple cuddling over there.
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My goodness! I tell you, some people just ain't decent.
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Makes you wanna...maybe try out what they're doing just so you can...ya know, understand the depths of their, uh...their indecency.
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I think I can see the depths of it just fine from here.
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Yeah, me too. Total depths.
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Task: "Make Temperance Gaze at the Stars". The job takes place at Tongue-Kiss Point, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Gaze at Temperance". The job takes place at Tongue-Kiss Point, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Temperance's exclamation mark
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Well, thank you for a lovely evening, Moe. This town may have some strange traditions, but it's good to know it's got decent people in it, like you.
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Aw shucks, Temperance. Tonight wasn't anything special...
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Just a completely normal non-romantic date that'll probably make me have to miss my rent payments for the rest of the year.
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Perhaps we can do this again sometime?
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Only if Barney pays his full bar tab.
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Moe, do not think me forward but, upon our first farewell, my husband and I shared a goodnight kiss. Do you think that would be proper?
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I sure do!
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Good. Then I'll send him right out. Good night!
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| Task: "Make Temperance Call for Her Husband". The job takes place at Temperance's House, Court House, Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the "friends with benefits" type of relationship.
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