Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes

Quotes

Season 23 Episode Quotes

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Lisa: It's time to start your annual mad dash around town to get her a present that's not completely insulting.

Bart: [referring to Swapper Jack's] It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals!

Nelson Muntz: [holding a cigarette] You sell cigarettes to kids.

Apu: I have also considered you cash given cows to be my friends.

Apu: Convienence forever! Freshness never!

Paula Paul: Y'know, while I was signing this for your wife, I just cooked up... [Homer pants excitedly] ...a great idea!

Homer: [slightly sadly] Oh.

Bart: [referring to his present] Open mine, quick, before it suffocates!

Homer: A pity kiss?! THAT TEARS IT!

Homer: [checking the phone wire] Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor— UNCHARACTERISTIC!

Homer: Awww. I mean, RAARRGH!

Homer: No, Homer, you can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.

Homer: [lying in rabbit cage] This isn't comfortable at all. I don't see how a rabbit could possibly— [snores]

Moe Szyslak: Woh, who, who, who. There's a white wine? And, what, and a Swiss cheese? And... a peanut butter? And a potato chip? And toilet paper? W-Wh-What?!

Shepard Fairey: Hold it right there!

Bart: The jerk in the glasses did everything!

Bart: Hey, I got an "F" in art. Mainly so it would say "Fart" on my report card.

Bart: ...he might realize Mr. Fatso is him.

Homer: What the?

Homer's brain: You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you!

Homer: What? No! It can't be!

Homer's brain: That's right, numbskull. Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town!

Homer: Shut up! I'll fix you! [drinks a can of Duff]

Homer's brain: Well, I'll fix you! Go drive a car!

Homer: Yes, master. Here car, here boy!

Bart: I wanna show you how I feel. And they a say a picture's worth a thousand words. [graffitis "I'm sorry" on the bonnet of Homer's car]

Homer: [sadly] You just ruined my car!

Bart: Correction: it's worth ten times as much.

Homer: $500?! Woohoo!

Mr. Burns: ..now, if I can get my $3,000,000 dollars dack?

Ron English: No refunds [points at no refunds sign]

Waylon Smithers: But he just said that the show was a sham.

Ron English: Oh, it is, and I'm just a guy sitting at a table. The only thing that's real, is a sign that says "no refunds".

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The Falcon and the D'ohman • Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts • Treehouse of Horror XXII • Replaceable You • The Food Wife • The Book Job • The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants • The Ten-Per-Cent Solution • Holidays of Future Passed • Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson • The D'oh-cial Network • Moe Goes from Rags to Riches • The Daughter Also Rises • At Long Last Leave • Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎ • How I Wet Your Mother • Them, Robot • Beware My Cheating Bart‎ • A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again • The Spy Who Learned Me • Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda • Lisa Goes Gaga