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Season 23 Episode Quotes
498 "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
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"The Daughter Also Rises"
"At Long Last Leave" 500


Marge: I feel kinda silly I walked all the way out here. You're just fine. You always are.
Lisa: Thanks. But I couldn't do it, Mom. I mean, the person you kiss under a mulberry tree is someone you'll love for the rest of your life.

Nick: Mrs. Simpson, I'd like your permission to take your daughter to the Doritos Nutrition Fair at the school gym.
Marge: Well, I usually take Lisa, but I can just go with Bart.
Bart: Wait. What? No!
Marge: You're going with me!

Jamie Hyneman: Tonight, we take on the classic myth that a cat will always land on its feet.
Adam Savage: Now, we didn't want to hurt a real cat, so we took this Build-A-Bear carcass Stuffed it with ballistic gel, shot it with a 20 foot barrel steam cannon And made a scatter plot of the remains! Boo-yah!
Jamie Hyneman: What was it we trying to prove again?
Adam Savage: Don't know, don't care! Blow it up.

Bart: Okay, that was the last school myth and it's officially cracked.
Dolph Shapiro: So, school is just everything we see?
Jimbo Jones: That's sad, man.

Groundskeeper Willie: Now there's a myth about me I'd like you to correct, I'm not from Edinburgh! I'm also not from Glasgow! I'm from Kirkwall in Orkney! Me father was an Uppie, and me mother was a Doonie. It tore the family apart!
Season 23 Quotes
The Falcon and the D'ohman Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts Treehouse of Horror XXII Replaceable You The Food Wife The Book Job The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Holidays of Future Passed Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson The D'oh-cial Network Moe Goes from Rags to Riches The Daughter Also Rises At Long Last Leave Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎ How I Wet Your Mother Them, Robot Beware My Cheating Bart‎ A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again The Spy Who Learned Me Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda Lisa Goes Gaga