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	Season 23 Episode Quotes
← 492 "The Book Job"	493 "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"	"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 494 →

Sideshow Mel: And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father.

Bart: Where's the nachos you promised?

Sideshow Mel: There'll be time enough for nachos!

Kirk Van Houten: Why can't I go to the grown-up room?

Sideshow Mel: You said the clown scared you.

Kirk: Well, he did a little.

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Mr. Burns: I may have a use for this Simpson character higher up in the organization.

Waylon Smithers: Really? Well, as safety inspector, he hasn't exactly set the world on fire, although he came close several times.

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Marge: Homie, what are you doing?

Homer: My work is so meaningless.

Marge: You make electricity.

Homer: It runs the hospital.

Marge: You can't touch electricity, Marge, you can't feel it.

Homer: That's because it would kill you.

Marge: It already is killing me, Marge.

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Lisa: We did it, Bart. [groans] I'm a mentor.

Bart: Big deal, you taught me to read one book.

Lisa: No, Bart, you can read other books, too.

Bart: What?!

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Homer: I don't really like bourbon or business talk, just good old Simpson family fun.

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The Falcon and the D'ohman • Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts • Treehouse of Horror XXII • Replaceable You • The Food Wife • The Book Job • The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants • The Ten-Per-Cent Solution • Holidays of Future Passed • Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson • The D'oh-cial Network • Moe Goes from Rags to Riches • The Daughter Also Rises • At Long Last Leave • Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎ • How I Wet Your Mother • Them, Robot • Beware My Cheating Bart‎ • A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again • The Spy Who Learned Me • Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda • Lisa Goes Gaga