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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update

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"Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in"
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Template:NewUpdate The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update was released on November 20, 2014, file-named "v4_11_Thanksgiving2014_Patch1_PreLaunch". It was 13.7MB. This update included the "Heimlich Machine", one frame of the animation of which, now altered, was found in the Halloween 2014 event.

The "Thanksgiving" menu in the store is unlocked after completing the "myPad" quest and starting the "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest. Its description states, "Thanksgiving has landed! For a limited time, get all the Thanksgiving items here!". The episode tie-in content will be available until 8am GMT on November 25, 2014. The Thanksgiving content will not wholly disappear until December 2, 2014 at 8am GMT.

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Jacqueline Bouvier.png Mrs. Bouvier Tapped Out Mrs. Bouvier unlock.png Is unlocked with Piggly's Super Smorg.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief.png Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png Is unlocked with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Costumes

Image Costume Costs Unlock message Notes
150px Puritan Flanders FREE Tapped Out Puritan Flanders unlock.png "From the Season 17 episode 'The Wettest Stories Ever Told'." Is placed in the inventory during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa.png Sacagawea Lisa FREE Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Is awarded to players who didn't unlock the costume last year during "Thanksgiving Season 2014" quest.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Piggly's Super Smorg.png Piggly's Super Smorg Donut Tapped Out.png140 6s Unlocks Jacqueline Bouvier. Requires Level 5.
150px Stomach Staple Center Not available until November 29, 2014.
Tapped Out Guitar Central.png Guitar Central Donut Tapped Out.png50 6s Requires Level 17 and to complete "Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2."
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Donut Tapped Out.png150 6s Returning from Thanksgiving 2013. Unlocks Tribal Chief.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Heimlich Machine.png Heimlich Machine Donut Tapped Out.png60 Requires Level 5.
Cornucopia.png Cornucopia Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Caged Tom Turkey.png Caged Tom Turkey Donut Tapped Out.png100 Requires Level 5.
Tapped Out Outdoor Feast Table.png Outdoor Feast Table FREE Not available until November 25, 2014.
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash.png5,400 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash.png16,500 Returning from Thanksgiving 2012 and Thanksgiving 2013.
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png15
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash.png30,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut Tapped Out.png40 Returning from Thanksgiving 2013.

Gameplay

Thanksgiving Season 2014

After logging in:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanksgiving!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The high holiday of gorging!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stuff it, Flanders!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eating, quests and prizes.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png LEFTOVERS DAY!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I was talking about Black Friday.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Martin Luther King Day?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Puritan Flanders One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!
This appears:
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Puritan Flanders notice.png

and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":
Tapped Out Thanksgiving Sacagawea Lisa notice.png

after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.
After returning to normal game screen:
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6h, with Homer, Simpson House)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1

Requires Level 17.
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's a reed?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you OK?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: Build King Toot's and Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's (6s, reward Cash.png2, with Lisa, King Toot's)
After job start:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What happened?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's (60 minutes, Moe's)
After job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you elaborate more?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Then this appears:
Tapped Out Guitar Central notice.png

After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue (60 minutes, Simpson Home)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Task: Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This place is amazing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It was a premium item, after all.
Task: Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Time to leave.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Exactly!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (60 minutes, Guitar Central)
Task: Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Guitar Central)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They'll never beat me in the church!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Beat him in the church!
Task: Make Homer Run to the Church (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) (60 minutes, First Church of Springfield)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: Make Homer Fall into a Coma (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (60 minutes, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel great!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You were in a coma for seven days!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Comas rule!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *SOBS*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *WORRIED NOISE*

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Allow me to introduce...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Sacagawea!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Saca-ga-what-huh?
Puritan Flanders Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I was going to wear it then...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
Puritan Flanders All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours, Brown House)
'Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours, Brown House)

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
Puritan Flanders Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
Puritan Flanders Tee-hee.
Puritan Flanders Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
Puritan Flanders Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
Puritan Flanders I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.
Puritan Flanders It whipped my warped noodle straight.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmmm… warped noodles.

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
Puritan Flanders Deserve them badly...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
Puritan Flanders Is it 4PM already?
Puritan Flanders No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
Puritan Flanders Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (60 minutes, Flanders Home)
Task: Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (60 minutes, Flanders Home)
Task: Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)
Puritan Flanders Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png It's an all-vegetarian meal!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I never knew...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
Puritan Flanders That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Are you angry?
Puritan Flanders Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
Puritan Flanders *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)
System Message Come back the Monday before Thanksgiving to see how the turkey tale continues.

Heimlich Machine Teaser

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.
Puritan Flanders Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.
Puritan Flanders UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that.

They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!

Puritan Flanders The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Puritan Flanders Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!
Puritan Flanders This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!
Task: Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours, Heimlich Machine)

Jackie-O-Lantern

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Jacqueline Bouvier Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.
Jacqueline Bouvier My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.
Jacqueline Bouvier A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.
Task: Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours, Kwik-E-Mart)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll listen ‘cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png So it all started back in the 1940's...
Task: Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story (1 day, 12 hours, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png And you're still awake?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Jacqueline Bouvier My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Jacqueline Bouvier I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…
Jacqueline Bouvier A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Jacqueline Bouvier Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (1 day, Benches)
Task: Make Grampa Find a Gift (1 day, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--
Jacqueline Bouvier That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Who cares who it belongs to?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Will you go out with me?
Jacqueline Bouvier Get lost Gramps!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Grampa Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Homer Drink At Moe's (8 hours, Moe's Tavern)

Too Cheap for Call Display

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.
Jacqueline Bouvier He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...
Jacqueline Bouvier Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!
Jacqueline Bouvier I need to go out with that man!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Match made!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart, call Moe's and tell your father and grandfather the great news!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Any excuse to call Moe and I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Call Moe's Tavern (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm looking for an Emma Royd.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Emma Royd?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Anyone here seen an Emma Royd?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Gotta find me an Emma Royd!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png If any of you bums got an Emma Royd on ya, point her out!
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Your bar stools are givin' me a heapin' helpin' of Emma Royds! Yee haw!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I most certainly do!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Jacqueline Bouvier A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!
Task: Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg (60 minutes, Pigglys Super-Smorg)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Yep, best night of my life.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Jacqueline Bouvier I'd love to, Abe.
Jacqueline Bouvier Zzzzzz...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Zzzzzz...
Task: Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap (6 hours, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Tom Turkey!

Tom Turkey Presidential pardon means I'm free to go... I'm released into the wild.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not so fast turkey. I'm challenging the pardon in the courts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I suggest you get yourself a good turkey lawyer.
Tom Turkey This will not stand!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png YOU will not stand...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...when I'm munching on your drumsticks!
Tom Turkey My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!

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