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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} [[Maggie]], can you say ba-ba? Can you say Ma-ma?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Can you say "get bent"?
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{{qf|Marge}} Bart!
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{{qf|Bart}} [[Fred Rogers|Mister Rogers]] says it all the time.
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{{qf|Marge}} He does not.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Maggie, can you say "daddy"? Dad-dy?
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{{qf|Marge}} "Kit-ty"? "Kit-ty"?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "Be-bop"? "Be-bop"?
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{{qf|Bart}} "Shove it?" "Shove it?"
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{{qf|Maggie}} ''[burps]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Did you hear that? She said "burlap."
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{{qf|Marge}} According to ''[[Fretful Mother]]'' magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, this story begins in this unforgettable spring of 1983: [[Ms. Pac-Man]] struck a blow for women's rights... a young [[Joe Piscopo]] taught us how to laugh.
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{{qf|Marge}} Guess what, Homie... There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now.
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{{qf|Homer}} We're gonna start doin' it in the morning?
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{{qf|Marge}} No.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.
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{{qf|Homer}} No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21!
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{{qf|Marge}} Won't that warp him?
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{{qf|Homer}} My [[Francine Simpson|cousin Frank]] did it.
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{{qf|Marge}} You don't have a cousin Frank.
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{{qf|Homer}} He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu, now.
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{{qf|[[Realty agent]]}} Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
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{{qf|Homer}} Mmmm. Hog fat.
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{{qf|Homer}} Dad, I have a problem.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Why'd you come to me. I don't know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone -- withered away like an old piece of fruit. ''[sobs]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Are you done?
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{{qf|Grampa}} No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in [[Albany]], [[New York]].
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{{qf|Homer}} Dad, I don't need advice, I need $15,000 to buy a home.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Oh! Well, all I own is this house, that I built with my own two hands.
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{{qf|Homer}} You didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked '50's game show!
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{{qf|Grampa}} I ratted on everybody and got off scot free!
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{{qf|Homer}} Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family. I'd be honored if you came to live with us.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Thank you.
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:''[in the present]''
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{{qf|Bart}} So, how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks home?
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{{qf|Homer}} About three weeks.
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{{qf|Lisa}} When are we going to get to my first word?
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{{qf|Homer}} Your what-what?
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{{qf|Lisa}} My first word.
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{{qf|Homer}} Eh, you don't want to hear that story. I know! I'll tell you about the time I got locked in the bank vault with Mr. Mooney. It was another one of my hair-brained schemes.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad!
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{{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute. That was a "Lucy" show...
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{{qf|Marge}} Bart, from now on, the baby sleeps in the crib.
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{{qf|Bart}} Crib! Crib! I'm a baby!
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{{qf|Homer}} All right, I know how to handle this. Just use a little reverse psychology. Let's go, Marge. Leave the baby with his little crib.
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{{qf|Bart}} Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me... Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me...
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{{qf|Marge}} Homie... I think the baby's coming.
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{{qf|Homer}} Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
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{{qf|Sportscaster}} Coming up next, an hour-long episode of ''[[Mama's Family]]''.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yes!
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{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Oh boy! Liver!
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{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Iron helps us play!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} She has the reflexes of a young [[Mary Lou Retton]]. Have a wowwy-pop.
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{{qf|Bart}} Can I have a lolly-pop?
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you -- a rubella inoculation.
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{{qf|Bart}} I liked it when it was me, Mom and Homer. You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart.
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{{qf|Bart}} What did you say?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart!
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{{qf|Bart}} Sufferin' succotash! You can talk!
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:''[takes Lisa downstairs]''
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{{qf|Bart}} Mom, Dad, she can talk! Say it again, Lis.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart. Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm her first word!
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{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, can you say "Mommy"?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Mommy.
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{{qf|Bart}} Can you say "[[David Hasselhoff]]"?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Davah Hassahoff.
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{{qf|Homer}} Can you say "Daddy"?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Homer.
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{{qf|Homer}} No, sweetie. "Daddy."
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[pauses]'' Homer.
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{{qf|Homer}} Y'know, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
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{{qf|Maggie}} Daddy.
  
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom."
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:'''Newspaper Headline''': "HART TO MONDALE, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF'?"
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "I don't get it."
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[chuckling]'' "'Where's the beef' ... No wonder he (Mondale) won Minnesota!"
 
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:'''Baby [[Lisa]]''': "Bart!"
 
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:'''Toddler [[Bart]]''': "What did you say?"
 
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Bart?"
 
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:'''Bart''': "Suffering succatash! You can talk! ''[runs downstairs]'' Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis."
 
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart."
 
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:'''Bart''': "''I'm'' her first word!"
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Well, I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon."
 
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:'''Bart''': "Wow! ''[to Lisa]'' Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?"
 
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Mommy."
 
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:'''Bart''': "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?"
 
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Dabid Hasslehoff." ''[giggles]''
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Can you say 'Daddy'?"
 
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Homer."
 
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:'''Homer''': "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'."
 
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:'''Baby Lisa''': ''[pause]'' "Homer."
 
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:'''Homer''': "D'oh!"
 
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:''[While [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] argue, [[Homer]] puts [[Maggie]] to bed.]''
 
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:'''Homer''': "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. ''[puts Maggie in her crib]'' I hope you never say a word."
 
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:''[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]''
 
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:'''Maggie''': "Daddy."
 
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{{Season 4 Q}}
 
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Revision as of 00:50, January 10, 2024


Season 4 Episode Quotes
← 068 "Mr. Plow"
069
"Lisa's First Word"
"Homer's Triple Bypass" 070 →


Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say Ma-ma?
Bart: Can you say "get bent"?
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Mister Rogers says it all the time.
Marge: He does not.
Homer: Maggie, can you say "daddy"? Dad-dy?
Marge: "Kit-ty"? "Kit-ty"?
Lisa: "Be-bop"? "Be-bop"?
Bart: "Shove it?" "Shove it?"
Maggie: [burps]
Homer: Did you hear that? She said "burlap."
Marge: According to Fretful Mother magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
Marge: Well, this story begins in this unforgettable spring of 1983: Ms. Pac-Man struck a blow for women's rights... a young Joe Piscopo taught us how to laugh.
Marge: Guess what, Homie... There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now.
Homer: We're gonna start doin' it in the morning?
Marge: No.
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21!
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu, now.
Realty agent: Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
Homer: Mmmm. Hog fat.
Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Grampa: Why'd you come to me. I don't know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone -- withered away like an old piece of fruit. [sobs]
Homer: Are you done?
Grampa: No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York.
Homer: Dad, I don't need advice, I need $15,000 to buy a home.
Grampa: Oh! Well, all I own is this house, that I built with my own two hands.
Homer: You didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked '50's game show!
Grampa: I ratted on everybody and got off scot free!
Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family. I'd be honored if you came to live with us.
Grampa: Thank you.
[in the present]
Bart: So, how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks home?
Homer: About three weeks.
Lisa: When are we going to get to my first word?
Homer: Your what-what?
Lisa: My first word.
Homer: Eh, you don't want to hear that story. I know! I'll tell you about the time I got locked in the bank vault with Mr. Mooney. It was another one of my hair-brained schemes.
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: Wait a minute. That was a "Lucy" show...
Marge: Bart, from now on, the baby sleeps in the crib.
Bart: Crib! Crib! I'm a baby!
Homer: All right, I know how to handle this. Just use a little reverse psychology. Let's go, Marge. Leave the baby with his little crib.
Bart: Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me... Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me...
Marge: Homie... I think the baby's coming.
Homer: Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
Sportscaster: Coming up next, an hour-long episode of Mama's Family.
Homer: Yes!
Rod Flanders: Oh boy! Liver!
Todd Flanders: Iron helps us play!
Dr. Hibbert: She has the reflexes of a young Mary Lou Retton. Have a wowwy-pop.
Bart: Can I have a lolly-pop?
Dr. Hibbert: Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you -- a rubella inoculation.
Bart: I liked it when it was me, Mom and Homer. You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Lisa: Bart.
Bart: What did you say?
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Sufferin' succotash! You can talk!
[takes Lisa downstairs]
Bart: Mom, Dad, she can talk! Say it again, Lis.
Lisa: Bart. Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart.
Bart: I'm her first word!
Marge: Lisa, can you say "Mommy"?
Lisa: Mommy.
Bart: Can you say "David Hasselhoff"?
Lisa: Davah Hassahoff.
Homer: Can you say "Daddy"?
Lisa: Homer.
Homer: No, sweetie. "Daddy."
Lisa: [pauses] Homer.
Homer: Y'know, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
Maggie: Daddy.
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty • A Streetcar Named Marge • Homer the Heretic • Lisa the Beauty Queen • Treehouse of Horror III • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie • Marge Gets a Job • New Kid on the Block • Mr. Plow • Lisa's First Word • Homer's Triple Bypass • Marge vs. the Monorail • Selma's Choice • Brother from the Same Planet • I Love Lisa • Duffless • Last Exit to Springfield • So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show • The Front • Whacking Day • Marge in Chains • Krusty Gets Kancelled
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