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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} You are acceptable! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Great, would you like to see me naked? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Studio Exec}} Oh, there's no nudity in this movie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What movie? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Studio Exec}} Homer, we have a problem. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Studio Lady}} Noo, nooo | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lyle McCarthy]]}} I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lyle}} Eh, it's your montage | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There were a lot of holes in your story. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Studio Exec}} That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it. | |
| − | [cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters] | + | :''[cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]'' |
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| − | + | {{qf|Studio Exec}} I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} One minute he's skinny and one minute he's fat. What a gyp. | |
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- Comic Book Guy: I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.
- Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
- Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
- Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
- Homer: What movie?
- Studio Exec: Homer, we have a problem.
- Homer: Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
- Studio Lady: Noo, nooo
- Lyle McCarthy: I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
- Homer: Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
- Lyle: Eh, it's your montage
- Lisa: There were a lot of holes in your story.
- Studio Exec: That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it.
- [cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]
- Studio Exec: I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own.
- Carl Carlson: One minute he's skinny and one minute he's fat. What a gyp.
