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| − | {{qf|Bart}} There's that awful script from The Cable Guy. | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} There's that awful script from The Cable Guy. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked [[Jim Carrey]]'s career! ''[starts ripping up the script and then sees everyone looking at him]'' What? |
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{{qf|Editor}} You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats. | {{qf|Editor}} You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample. | {{qf|Homer}} So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample. | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think? | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think? |
{{qf|Homer}} People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think! | {{qf|Homer}} People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think! | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that! | {{qf|Lisa}} Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Always. | {{qf|Homer}} Always. | ||
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- Bart: There's that awful script from The Cable Guy.
- Homer: Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career! [starts ripping up the script and then sees everyone looking at him] What?
- Editor: You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.
- Homer: Nah, usually takes me a few hours.
- Homer: So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample.
- Lisa: Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think?
- Homer: People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think!
- Lisa: Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that!
- Homer: This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.
- Lisa: Dad, that's so mean!
- Homer: Always.
- Santa's Little Helper: Chewy!
